Conor Fearon

Actually surprised gl**ner hasn’t voiced support for a march yet

This prick

Hastily reappropriated that bit from brasseye

PAC is younger than me too! That’s no age https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmn0749g5gryo

My oldest’s former (and probably youngest’s future) preschool has a fundraising raffle for their refurbished unit.. the prize is a five month old heifer, yeah we’re definitely culchies (bought tickets, hope to god I don’t win)

It’s now being called the big fsh 🥁

With the amount of times they gullibility align themselves with someone to then be inevitably double crossed, political unionism is akin to the wrestler Sting in WCW. In this essay I will…

Frank Reynolds would qualify then

When I become president .. this is the phone I’ll use

Saw Spider-Man tonight. No spoiler but there’s a scene where stuff happens and then for a split second you see a car run into a fast food delivery cyclist and knock them over… can only assume that’s a Kier Starmer Easter egg

Didnt get a chance to go check out the Fleadh and got some quare fomo … probably the first time I’ve properly missed living in Belfast since I’ve moved

Watched in the heat of the night (1967) tonight and look at this fella looking like Kieth Gillespie. Plus the police chief’s character was called Gillespie.. coincidence?!?! (Yes)

This is how I found out

@maffewgregg.bsky.social 🎵🎶they call me hell they call me Stacey etc etc etc

My cousin’s 6yo goes to a gaelscoil so I told him a joke in Irish and he laughed. Made my day.

Argentina have woken up.. in injury time of the second half of extra time

Aaron Niland playing for Galway ? Aaron ‘iland… Aran island … his parents had to have done that on purpose

Mad what happens when you don’t stick on a loada defenders

Something that always tickles me is luchadores wearing their gimmick in the real world. Extra points if they’re at a formal event in a suit or tuxedo

Lead for for most of the game but couldn’t see it through … very Armagh vibes

@flashinthedan.bsky.social armagh/tyrone co operation 👎🏼

It’s warm so the windows are open in bedroom and I freaked out because I thought I heard my child outside crying… turns out it was just two cats having a stand off

Credit to u/arnoboko on Reddit

Just thinking of after the election when melts would lose their shit when you pointed out labour won because the Tory vote collapsed and not because Keir was so beloved and the party also got less actual votes than Corbyn in the previous GE

That’s right I’m re signing to stay on as prime minister for 3 more years

Same vibes

DUP, TUV et al talking about last night

I’d love a sequel to Peter Taylor’s book Loyalists about how, post GFA, they transitioned from paramilitarism to different type of paramilitarism and the state, police et al are just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ about it

Feel for anyone who misses a big penalty in a shootout. Except for John Terry, because that was and always will be hilarious.

Champions league final at 5pm? Game’s gone.

@xtasbe.bsky.social hi Steve, meant to send this to you last night .. you might enjoy