Constance Boo Chile (he/him)

A great costume idea for a polycule

Me when everybody starts posting their Halloween costumes

West Side Story but instead of the Jets and Sharks it’s Hocus Pocus vs Golden Girls drag queens

When Marissa Mayer can’t use AI to talk about her kid

A super graphic ultra modern girl

Not another Monday!

Wearing a pearl necklace because they say dress for the job you want

This quote from Breakfast at Tiffany’s about Holly Golightly is how I view Elizabeth Holmes after seeing You Can See Everything.

Let the depression take the lead

Millennial sluts suck amazeballs to get that awesomesauce

Listens to “Lady in Red” one time

Me as I listen to someone try to explain how you can't even tell that these mashed potatoes were made with cauliflower

Me showing up to the gay bar to watch the World Series

Finally tuning into E!'s The Golden Life

Me every other minute while watching You Can See Everything

You can see that I’m everything

When I try to convince someone I’m vers

Love the trope where a woman thinks she's pregnant, but it turns out to be menopause instead.

Me when I lie on Linkedin

Listening to the 20th anniversary edition of one of my all-time favorite albums

I can assure you, stalking me around a park on your bike to tell me how much you’ve always wanted to try a BBC is NOT the move.

Scrolling Bluesky on a #FCF

This was MY American Horror Story: Coven

4 Versions of you

“Everybody’s gay but nobody wants to do the work to be a faggot.”—me explaining Gen Z aesthetics

Emotionally, I’m here

When I choose to follow someone on Bluesky

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKhy... Glee peaked here.

That Microsoft Copilot ad summed up in one photo

I….just voted

If I send you this, it means I’m refusing to read anything about a Glee reboot

I always have cashmere on hand.

“Chris Hemsworth’s body at 42. What’s your excuse?”

Me to the jogger who ran directly into me despite the whole rest of the sidewalk being empty

Person: You didn’t wear school colors today. Me: When the school colors match my aesthetic then I’ll wear them.

There’s a light over at the Lisa Frankenstein place

Somewhere Aquaria is going, "Well fuck MY drag"

Just realized that Lisa and Meredith on #RHOSLC are the brunette version of them

When I’m asked to jump onto a conference call

Friend: "I'm not drinking this month." Me: "Oh so this like Locktober, but this time the lock is on a liquor cabinet."

Honestly, I hope this is how I’m always remembered

Me when trade doesn’t want to cuddle

Conservative operatives trying to blend in to make a viral moment asking questions at Dem town halls

Me when I put on Madonna's Immaculate Collection to clean the house on a Sunday.

Gurl, call me The Nanny because bitch I’m Fine.

Start of COVID || now