Constipated Wonka

Constipated Wonka

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I am horrified by how much time my children spend rotting their attention span on TikTok. I've set a rule that after every fifteen minutes of TikTok, they have to watch one hour of TV.

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my gf's hosting a competition in her server to see who can go the longest without hearing "Last Christmas" during december tonight i've been in vc watching a screenshare in an unrelated server and can you guess what the screenshare host decided to play right as midnight hit? i'm in such disbelief