Contentious Nipple

Contentious Nipple

@contentiousnipple.bsky.social

I never met an animal I didn't like but there have been plenty of people...πŸ™„ Ready to fight for democracy πŸ©΅πŸ’™πŸ©΅πŸ’™

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What, exactly, are we celebrating this Fourth of July? Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy? Our new concentration camps? Our dying economy? Our ditching due process? Our corruption? Our broken Congress? Our corrupt Supreme Court? Our ridiculous buffoon President?

Today would be a great day to get members of Congress to do anything productive to stop fascism that isn't writing a strongly worded letter. Paper may beat rock in the game, but rock will beat paper in real life every time.

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social

Today would be a great day to ban members of Congress and their families from trading stocks.

Pizza has been known to solve many of my problems, too, Roger.

WeRateDogs@weratedogs.com

This is Roger. After collapsing in his foster home, he spent 3 nights in the ER and was given a life expectancy of just a few months. His human decided to spoil him with some pizza and his mood and health turned around so much that his doctor believes his heart murmur is no longer a concern β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

.....and this is not a joke

Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen.bsky.social

The founder of Signal releases a response to SignalGate: β€œThere are so many great reasons to be on Signal. Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations.”

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a few years of austerity and eating out of garbage cans will be absolutely worth it, because soon you'll be living in the golden age of america, playing your american-made PS5 that only explodes sometimes, not always. only about 20% of them will explode

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if i lived in the 1800s and making dinner meant spending every waking hour baking bread and plucking a chicken or whatever and then my husband sat down and said "let's thank god for this meal" i think i'd poison him

An actual hero ❀️

CNN@cnn.com

James Harrison, a prolific Australian blood donor famed for having saved the lives of more than two million babies, has died at age 88. Harrison, whose plasma contained a β€œrare and precious antibody” known as Anti-D, donated blood more than 1,100 times, according to Australian Red Cross Lifeblood.

She should be President!

Jasmine Crockett@jasmineforus.bsky.social

It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war! How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!