Contrail

Contrail

@contrail.bsky.social

Neon Laden Misery

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Look at this motherfucker discounting my degree every day. Some of even learned some things at Ohio State.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance says of the Middle East that it's "a region of the world made up of countries whose name I couldn't even pronounce"

I think Fat Mike from NOFX looks great, and i'm looking forward to his new true crime podcast.

Dan O’Sullivan@osullyville.bsky.social

Hey can someone help me pick which one is the funniest photo ever taken by the principals to accompany a story about their cheating scandal? I've managed to narrow it down to just a few thousand

Couldn't really get fully on the Brewers bandwagon while Cleveland was pointlessly keeping themselves in the playoffs but now that they're finally out, Let's go Brewers

there's simply no one doing it like James Donal

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social

this is fucking appalling. i already knew james dolan (who owns the knicks and madison square garden) was a douche but this is next-level. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

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if i was running for governor of ohio i would probably be against pedophilia. but maybe vivek ramaswamy knows something i don’t

Ok wait, if you give me a few days to cook in my brain palace i can connect the 2 part structure of You Can See Everything to Full Metal Jacket. I think there's something there

more mr. spice guy@juniorhoncho.bsky.social

thinking the bootcamp part of Full Metal Jacket is better than the vietnam part is a baby opinion. no offense

Every time I think about You Can See Everything I think of some new though about it, i've never experienced something like this, like any recollection, any reference to some scene i see online gets me thinking of like 20 different things.

Holy shit this julieanne moore movie is a straight ripoff of the Simpsons episode where marge acts in streetcar named desire

Eminems verse on here is even worse than the fake one that was going around a few weeks ago

Adam@ekuadam.bsky.social

What’s worse, this song (and all of the new kid rock Christian album) Or Jelly Roll? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @surber.bsky.social CC: @murderxbryan.bsky.social @johncullen.bsky.social youtu.be/d8cA3Rqd_xg?...

That just means its even that much more prestigious!

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. At a FIFA Council meeting in Zurich on Thursday, it was decided that the governing body’s football social responsibility committee will now be tasked with assessing the merits of what was supposed to be an annual prize.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/athletic/769....

The thing about the Tesla Roadster to me is that, you don't need a 200k car with compressed air thrusters. Aubrey McClendon got by with 2013 Chevy Tahoe.

I love this movie first I think it's pretty good, but first impressions count for a lot and I saw this in the most appropriate setting, on a cross country flight to LA to start a vacation. They need to make 100 of these and put them all permanently on Deltas inflight system

Scott Tobias@scotttobias.bsky.social

Today at The Reveal, I bring CONFESS, FLETCH into The New Cult Canon. Now that it has become a cult classic through the organic process of me calling it that, they simply have to produce more Fletch movies with Greg Mottola and Jon Hamm. Free to read: thereveal.film/the-new-cult...

Holy shit these rock

RedditCFB@redditcfb.com

Coastal Carolina reveals its '90s-inspired uniform combination for this Friday night's game with App State. goccusports.com/news/2026/10...

AT&T will not rest until they have hired every actor from the office. currently bidding against the CIA for Krasinski rights

I mean this in the most complementary way possible DJ is in his Ace vs the Gaming Commission zone here. They wont even admit he was at that dinner

The Rooster@rooster.info

Cirino, the corrupt judge who signed the warrant and wrongly attached bail to try to ensure I was extradited to Lake County then attended a Cirino fundraiser six days later, and the police chief who Cirino couldn’t even name on the stand.