Coopey

Coopey

@coo.ps

🗣️ /kuːpeɪ/ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cymro heneiddio. 💬 EN/FR/CG (some CY/NL/DE/CA too + ES principiante) 🍻 Social media should be like a chat in the pub. 🗑️ posts auto-delete. 🇵🇸 .ps domains are from Palestine. ➡️ [there was a link here but it didn’t work]

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Looks like I got a block off this and they look like they are that kind of miserable twat tbf. I guess that shows a bit of self-awareness.

Coopey@coo.ps

Post - Here’s a nice thing, unrelated to the USA or even politics really Rando Reply - You can’t have the nice thing because of US president Sometimes it’s hard not to just @ them and call them a miserable twat. But I mute, and move on.

Post - Here’s a nice thing, unrelated to the USA or even politics really Rando Reply - You can’t have the nice thing because of US president Sometimes it’s hard not to just @ them and call them a miserable twat. But I mute, and move on.

‘Rando Reply’ is going to be the name of my alt. Just driveby @‘ing miserable twats calling them miserable twats. (Not really, why make the internet shitter?)

So just learned American Mahjong and I thought it was going to be another slight variant (like Singapore rules) but no, it’s slower and longer - probably so they can have fucking ad breaks.

Have eaten the Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango. Am gurgling. Awaiting appointment with a space coyote. Send prayers.

Anyone else getting their first look at St. Helens and wondering where all that money went? #TheRugby

Not enjoying the soccer again today. I think my town is still world champions at baseball so maybe I’ll take up that instead. (Proper baseball, not American baseball.) #TheFootball #NCAFC #TheBaseball

Fantastic idea to build PhD around -> article in a magazine -> probably just write a blog post before it’s out of date -> rebuilding the blog but getting sidetracked by other web projects -> watching ‘Space: Above & Beyond’ on the iPad and eating some ice-cream instead

Thought I'd spotted a third neighbour with Xmas decorations up because they have a penguin in their window. But the penguin is holding a pumpkin so that's probably for US Hallowe'en

Free West Ham tickets. Feels how I'd expect getting the Bounty-only tub feels.

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Imagine cracking your only tub of Celebs open after the shops close for 2 days on 24 Dec, looking forward to a tiny Marathon, only to be greeted by a tub full of just Bounties. I don’t even mind them but this would be the most awful way of winning £1,000.

Dangerous times as I need to reboot my AtProto server (where this account is), but have forgotten whefe my backup keys are if anything goes wrong...

I can’t see this service sending a reporter out to try the three latest pasties at Greggs… ideally split in to 12 paragraphs each sandwiched between adverts for scam products. THAT is the kind of news people Online in Wales want to read. Will never catch on 😁

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Remember the internet in 1998? We’d write our posts on pieces of paper and pin them to the big tree in town.

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Just bored of it all tbf

Then when they moved it on computers it was all black and white. There were only 3 websites - Yahoo!, AOL and Lycos. The online internet worked only on weekdays and they turned it off at 10pm each evening. After playing the English national anthem of course. Then it was pages from Ceefax.

Oh wait the computer also has PHP for testing the PHP before it goes to the PHP bin, prob should patch that too (ugh, boring)

Cheers for the spam, spammer. You forgot to put in the link you’re supposed to be spamming with your spam, you spammy fool.

No, you’re mistaken. There are no soccer games being played tonight. #NCAFC #TheFootball

I muted someone who posted about 30 times a day and mostly about themself. Rarely anything negative but proper ‘look at me, I am the main character here’ vibes. And it seems a bit more chill here now. Less Instagramness. More lame jokes. 👍

In case you’ve sensibly avoided it for the last 15 years, couscous is still garbage.

Imagine cracking your only tub of Celebs open after the shops close for 2 days on 24 Dec, looking forward to a tiny Marathon, only to be greeted by a tub full of just Bounties. I don’t even mind them but this would be the most awful way of winning £1,000.

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Just poked face in to Instagram, it’s up to 95% adverts now.

Still undefeated when wearing the lucky shirt and sat in the lucky seat. #NCAFC 🟧⬛️🟧⬛️🟧 #TheFootball

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Lucky shirt on. Sat in the lucky seat. #NCAFC

Oh, if you’re in to mocking lazy people’s slop posters we’re calling this feature “jizz lines” now

Loads more spam coming to my domain ending .si Wonder why that is? (Bloody AI (sic) twats is the answer)

This isn’t a complaint btw New takes on old media are fun. Especially when they are very tired and outdated. Those people who are always spouting stuff like “[character] can’t be different to how I imagined / previous actor” are always dickheads

Counterpoint: I would still like a close-to-OG-story tv/movie The War of the Worlds and as much as some of the remakes are fun in their own way, most have been utter pap

Called the spellcheck in MS Word a wanker and now I’m facing 3 years imprisonment because Copilot grassed.