Prof. Sipwell

Counterprogramming 🤘🏻 bjsca667.bandcamp.com/track/the-ne...

Can someone please just aim correctly already? Please and thank you.

Kindly remember that every - EVERY - society that has said/thought "it can't happen here"... Has had it happen.

There is no point from here forward at which a presidential assassination would be a bad thing. Oh, are you going to follow me now NSA? FBI? CIA? Fuck you. You're all a bunch of fucking useless Nazi fucks anyway.

11 years ago today, my first life ended. I spent several years dead, unfortunately not for tax purposes, and then was given the opportunity to live again. This new life... this new life. I can't begin to describe how fantastic it is, in spite of, or because of, its difficulties. Always forward. ❤️

So, the Dickless Gestapo, otherwise known as ICE, is apparently now scouring social media for signs of dissent. Hey, ICE: Every last one of you should be tried for treason. So should your Nazi bosses. Come and get me, you twats.

THIS !!!

1860 had an affair with 1935 and had a kid called Right Now In America

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Well, of all the things I could say about this almost infinitely disgusting, vomit-inducing regime we are now under, one of the weirdest is this: I never thought I would be part of a situation that rendered Hogan's Heroes completely unfunny.

Just saw an ad for "CNN All Access". If any one of you motherfuckers even thinks about subscribing to this, you're useless. And hopelessly uninformed.

VIVA ALCARAZ! 🎾 (Also, it was nice to see the orange shitstain all mad because the Brown Guy won 👍🏻)

I wanted to post something fairly profound, but Bluesky is too stupid to be able to post anything more than 300 fucking characters. No wonder I quit it several months ago. What a piece of shit.

I had no idea that I would be alive during the last days of America. Hell, did any of us?

Apparently I am old enough to remember when Russia was the enemy of freedom. Ah well. The times they are a-changin'.

In setting up Meidas Canada we chose a microphone that carried historic weight. We picked the altec 639 b. If it was good enough for Edward R. Murrow and Buddy Holly, it was good enough for resistance to gangster fascism. This is an original mic and has never been used. @meidastouch.bsky.social

Strange things happen on June 76th.

Ah, the United Reich of America. Remember: War is peace Freedom is slavery Ignorance is strength

THIS, ALL

Nevermind all the other shit I say, just please have a listen to the music I make. andropro423.bandcamp.com/album/neon-d... distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Hey Substack: all the changes you just made to your app are pure shit. UNDO THEM.

"Every answer found begs another question... The further you go, the less you know... The less I know..." - James, "Five-O"

If this doesn't take you back, and make you long deeply for younger times, well, you're probably a child.

I'm not sure, so I really do have to ask all of you out there in the sky: Are we great yet?

Well, it's 7 months later now, and I've either calmed down or just gotten used to all the insanity and bullshit. Either way it amounts to the same. I'm back, motherfuckers, so buckle up. No really, you should buckle up, because if you're in an accident, it'll help you live.

Nobody should give even 1/17 of a shit, but I'm back

@alexsavedtheday.bsky.social "They put me in the ground, but I'm back from the dead." - Lord Huron

Well, Bluesky, it's been an interesting couple of months, but you've turned into a real piece of shit in a right hurry. I think I'm done with so-called social media, quite possibly forever. All of you can go fuck yourselves now. 👍🏻🍸

There are people at this moment who are wondering why I haven't called them back, or called, or texted. I love them, but they can go fuck themselves sideways with a chainsaw.

I read about this... Thought, it can't really be true...But it is. The person in charge of the USDA canceled a conference on biodiversity. They think it's DEI. Fuck every single one of you idiotic braindead motherfuckers who voted for this bullshit. I hope you all die horrible deaths. Sincerely.

Fuck you, absolutely every single one of you disgusting subhuman shitstains that voted Nazis into power. Death is too good for you.

Hey @support.bsky.team , could you maybe stop your stupid app from crashing like a Trump-era commercial flight every goddam time I try to post a picture or make a comment? That'd be nice. Theenks.

This is what Lex - er, Bezos - doesn't want to be published in that used diaper formerly known as the Washington Post. Share it far and wide.

A cold civil war ... never thought I'd be writing that, but here we are.

If you don't understand that this is a factual statement, you are part of that first third. And you should die a horrible death.

Having worked in a couple of cemeteries that dated back to the early 1800s, for well more than 10 years, I can attest to this personally. It's like magic, but real.

You know, I like this platform, except that I've had to block about 56,000 sexbots so far. Jesus Christ, @moderation.bsky.app , @safety.bsky.app , and @support.bsky.team , what the fuck are you doing about this?

REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺 Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾

Repost this if you agree Elon and DOGE should be SUED!

I fully admit that I'm a lazy fuck, and I'm old, and I'm tired, but where the fuck are all the pitchforks and torches? IT'S TIME TO GET OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES

Jesus Hillary Rodham Christ, this place is becoming Facebook Part Two. I wish there was an emoji of a vomiting nutsack to express my feelings further.