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Goofus: banning a user for sharing that he liked a porn post Gallant: tweeting out "sex gifs" because he entered it in the wrong text box and never deleting it

Just gonna point out that Saw franchise of all things dedicated an entire movie to killing healthcare insurance execs. Even Jigsaw was like "fuck me, there's something wrong with these people"

But other than that how is your day going

Today I got not one but two shots into my dick and didn't like it

The Lighthouse (2019) review: This is what happens when you start masturbating to weird stuff. None of that would have happened if they brought some nudie mags

If Star Trek world is an utopia then how come replicator can't suck you off

Edgerunners (2022) review: I simply wouldn't have done any of that. I would be fine

Sometimes when I poop, I shit

(Sees that replies are now sorted by likes in the changelog) How dare you. Nobody told me I'd have to try make good posts on here

Puppet Master (1989) review: the horror of being stuck in a hotel with your coworker's polycule. They keep oversharing about their sex lives and trying to explain "magic" to you. When puppets start killing people it's a relief

Phantasm (1979) movie review: weird old guy likes to turn into a hot woman and have sex with strange men in the graveyard. But he waits to kill them until they have cum. I think it's nice that he has a honor code