Some Guy

Well it’s my birthday. What now

King Kong Bussy. Haven’t been called that since high school

If this Raising Canes thought they could play Let Me Clear My Throat and I wasn’t gonna yell the GODDAMN while filling up a sweet tea…well now they know

Wake me up with every single thing in the world stops being described as _____-coded

@limitedrungames.com Any update on Scott Pilgim? Last email I got was in February and it said it would ship by he end of September. Thanks!

This app really goes to bed at 11, huh

Just received a certain email from @bottlenecknyc.bsky.social that has me worried for my bank account this coming Wednesday…

Out here gettin owned as hell today

Come out of the theatre after two hours and the only notification I have is a politician asking for money. Damn I need some friends

I’ve seen the trailer for this Digger movie more than I’ve seen my own face in the mirror, yet I have no idea what it’s about

@aewontv.bsky.social I love AEW, but using this nicotine company as a sponsor really sucks

I’ve been vegetarian for decades, but I’ve never seen anything cooler than Andy coming to the ring eating a pork chop. Rest in peace, my brother. #Butcher #AEW #ETID

Mark Davis is beating the entire piss outta Darby #AEWDynamite #AEW

The 500k or dinner with Jay Z thing becomes a way tougher choice if you switch him out for @bootsriley.bsky.social

I’m sure we’ll be fine

I like Bluesky, but I swear I have no idea what 90% of the posts I see are even talking about

@danhausen.bsky.social you’re in Madison square garden right now with the guy who needs to be cursed more than anyone on earth. Please don’t let us down

I don’t think He Man coulda been any better

@doritos.com please don’t let the garlic Parmesan be limited time only. These motherfuckers are real!

@murderxbryan.bsky.social I think you and I are the two biggest Diggstown fans out here today. I rewatched it a few months ago and loved it just as much. Hope you check it out soon