New York Party Woman

I'm not defending Trump but he is the closest we'll ever get to Horse_ebooks sitting in the Oval Office.

Making the giggle emoji the official "My AI model commited a crime" emoji 🤭

What's going on in space?

Not everything needs to be a multiverse Kim.

James Bond la femme.

Drag queen therapist: Let's talk about your feelings diva boots

Art should explode in your face, it should rip your head off your body and send it shooting off to Mars.

The aim of any great musical scholar is to listen to songs free of empathy

I know it’s sorta cheesy but someone posted this from Paris on Reddit and I felt this immediate rush of hope

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

Introducing a new vivid conceptual framework. Humanatia. It's humanism but with a bit of a spanish vibe.

youtu.be/Uj1m7s6TRNk?...

I always felt a bit like almost guilty or uncool for gravitating towards pop music or stuff that's very melodic. Brain just clicked how fucking dumb that is, lush.

one of my favourite places. very happy with how this came out. #hasselblad 503cx #zeiss 80mm f2.8 kodak #portra400 #believeinfilm #film #filmphotography #photography #filmisnotdead #mediumformat #landscape #britishcolumbia

I want a t shirt that just says "No externalities!"

Fucking great. In societies frothing mouthed zeal to sell me crap they've made my fridge evil.

One day I will finish my favourite book

It's crazy to me that the AI bots which have NO CONNECTION to the CIA have this really bizarre tendency of breaking ethical standards and laws in a unrelenting pursuit of knowledge on their given selected target. Crazy.

summer draining out of my bones as i shift and transform into a rotting pumpkin

me: [advancing my knight] how much to build a hotel on this square? grim reaper: first, as I explained, that's not how the horse moves

The universe doesn’t like to be called vast Please remark on its fitness and healthy choices

Bring the toad to all our towns #mrbusiness @mybigcrack

Reason I blocked reddit was because it doesn't have a "Not Suitable for Life" filter. I just don't wanna see people die if I can avoid it.

Haha you got me! 😂In the face of the fabolous new my only thought is to kill it! 🤣

In the Northland Tom Thomson 1915

Justice League director's cut

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mz...

Bobby Hill was too young to be on that show. Some of it was pretty mature

It is so so funny that chatbots have that tiny "Chatbots make mistakes, check the results" at the bottom when the same companies are like "Oh yeah, time to check up on the swarm, how's the swarm going? I'd check on it more but it arduous due to the frenetic levels of activity."

Absolutely ridiculous. You can't hold people responsible for the crime robot just because they turned the crime robot on and developed the crime robot and have turned it on repeatedly in the past and observed it engage in crimes.

Putting my phone in rice. I haven't gotten it wet but I wanna be safe.

I've started looking at others and myself in life through what I'm calling "the compassionate lens." So far it has manifested having a nuanced opinion on Ariana Grande's eating disorder I feel comfortable holding and putting myself to bed super early a lot of the time.

If you smash any glassware it's because you weren't keeping it hot enough.

(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it

Please refer to me by my 72 letter devine name.

Life born of capitalism

This is insanely unlucky timing for me.

youtu.be/QL15Ya5fsgo?... Wonder if this ever made it to the states

Name for a 2000s post-hardcore song: If We're Both Early Birds Than Who Is The Worm?

They're called cats, maybe you've purred of them?

They’re called loins, maybe you’ve gird of them.

Nothing bad has ever happened in England. It's a perfect place full of perfect people. Especially the home counties.

Went to this hotel that was definitely haunted. Then it turned out I WAS A GHOST. Kinda, was also maybe time travel. Lots of grand opulence and lovely carpet patterns ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I miss reading Tumblr posts that were like "You will say a girl has a mean streak but will never say she has a kind streak. You have to start it is mandatory for everyone."