Cooper O'Malley - Puss Destroyer

Welcome to the alt account for @shyenadraws.bsky.social where I will be reskeeting and making more personal posts

Make an anagram with your sona's name(s)! Cooper O'Malley = come pool layer 💦 Sabine Hanley = Lesbian Hyena

Dear Big Grape: Grapes do not need to be this big. "Poppably delicious" refers to a snack I can easily toss in my mouth and eat in one bite, not an unmanageable explosion of juice that nearly drowns me. It's upsetting to my core. Please fix this. Thank you in advance.

I just burned my thumb on a hot plate and I'm pretty sure in my incomprehensible cursing I said something awful in Githyanki

Things that didn't cause neuropathy: - Organized the crawlspace - Cleared the yard of tires and scrap metal - Installed sink disposal Things that did cause it: - Sex - Petting my dog - Playing with legos Are you fucking kidding me >_<

Today's copium: Imagining these intense "lightning bolts" of nerve pain I'm getting down my leg are just malfunctioning augments that need servicing.

My OC Mu is a huge fan of a tinned meat product called SCAM (like SPAM but made of salmon, cod, ahi, and mackerel) They have a whole pantry stacked with tins of it for cooking pancit, adobo, mechado, lumpia, and their favorite; musubi!

My superpower is saying really inappropriate shit and realizing it's inappropriate immediately after I say it

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. All The Small Things In My Pants

I miss the days of 4:3. 16:9 just pisses off my OCD. 16:12 is 4:3 15:9 is 5:3 16:8 is 2:1 16:9 is f̷̮͉͔̤̒̌̋̀̍͝u̵͎̫̫̓̋̈̈͗̔͆̈́͜͜c̶͙͙̜̯͇̟̯͚̭͌͋̍̀͝ķ̴̜̭̗̠̲̗̭̗̃̃̅̚ï̶̢̤͍̳͎̼̥̝͕̮̈́͛n̴̡̯͕̲̳̈́̀g̷̲̣̑͊ ̴͓̗̦͎͎̎̃̋̀͐͆d̴̦̟̟̗̫͎̭͆̽̾͋̌̔̔̅̎͜ų̴̋̀͑m̵̪͙̍͝b̴͓̗̼̓̈́͐̓

Wanna play the most intense game of ball-in-the-cup with me?

Yesterday I fed my office plants organic dry fertilizer. Now my office smells like blood, bone, and seaweed.

Salads make me feel fancy. Mixed greens with poppy seed dressing, strawberries, candied pecans, and feta.

I had a dream last night that I got my own suit of T60 power armor, modded it the fuck out, and got to absolutely pepper some douchebag doing burnouts in a parking lot with my gatling laser. I'm adapting this into North Harbor. Cooper needs her Maximus moment.

How it felt waking up to snow this morning

I just wanna be a housewife 😭 Cleaning, errand running, cooking, appointment setting, dog walking, making home a wonderful stress-free place for my possum to be so their free time is truly free. Sign me the fuck up dude.

Sometimes when I get nerve pain I can't wear anything remotely tight around my waist So I'm just walking around with my bare ass hanging out of my sweatpants And for a moment I'm happy my spouse at least gets something out of this XD

...and they were roommates

-robo creb noises-

I fuckin LOVE LEGOS

I feel really dumb but playing dragn wash and romancing Ryan got me in the mood to just be super sweet and caring towards my friends having a hard time, because honestly I'm way more into that aspect than the porn rn XD but when the chronic pain goes away the horny should come back >_>

Early anniversary present from @pozzombi.bsky.social The art book from Zero Dong AND Forbidden Breast? I'm so stoked!

I went buck wild last night cleaning up my Google Drive (where I store current/recent art projects and comm docs) Feels good, fam.

I'm fine! I'm totally fine being in a 12x8 box with no windows. I'm just happy I have a mountain of easy to understand email chains and thrilling legal work to keep me company. I'm not pacing, you're pacing, get off my back!

Found it! It's probably a male due to its large pedipalps and the fact it was wandering about (they wander a lot to look for mates) Totally harmless, sometimes called a false widow but that doesn't narrow it down.

After 5 nights in a row of dying in my dreams, it was really nice to 1v1 a Wolverine and go furniture shopping with Geralt of Rivia

Day 8 sober from weed, dreams are getting vivid as fuck... but for some reason the past 3 nights I've died in at least one dream every night. Plane crash. Gunshot to head a few times. How about a sex dream with my possum, huh brain? How about NOT killing me tonight???

Why did I have to go and get myself into overclocking? It's already bad enough I got into Skyrim modding.

You should pet me like this.

Species euphoria really helps me love myself as is. Like... Short legs and big feet? Well, duh... I'm a Wolverine! Big chest and thick neck? Of course! I'm a Hyena!

Introduce yourself as an anime character

I forgot the name for "Cold Stone" and asked my spouse if they wanted Stone-Cold Steve Ice-cream

I sincerely don't understand how people work office jobs. This is ridiculous.

The funny thing is I made this meme this morning before I even realized it was International Lesbian Day