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If you can't handle an event with shutting down train service for your commuters, maybe you shouldn't hold the event.

I'm not surprised that Trump wants the Patriot Games when he is obviously a Clear and Present Danger.

Trump looks like Captain Pike after the accident.

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I'm glad Joey Ramone isn't around to see what happened to Maria Bartiromo.

Yeah, but billionaires will get their tax cuts. www.npr.org/2025/10/09/n...

Sometimes the most challenging part of the NYT Strands is seeing under my finger.

@colbertlateshow.bsky.social If you're looking for a permanent co-host until June, I know someone who can help. He has many years late night experience and has a lot to say.

So Charlie Kirk’s assasination was right on right crime?

On the bright side, at least you can listen to local radio announcers while watching baseball on Apple TV.

I’m old enough to remember when deporting someone to a random country was a joke in a farcical movie.

We just had the last jobs report we can trust for quite a while.

Me when the house I was stalking on Zillow that I had no intention of buying gets sold.

All office gossip is not the same. www.newsweek.com/astronomer-c...

The only time Trump will raise taxes on businesses is when it screws over the workers. fortune.com/2025/07/12/t...

I think the Yankees are back.

It will blame every traffic jam on the Jews. www.reuters.com/business/aut...

Maybe let's not let AI take over everything just yet. www.npr.org/2025/07/09/n...

Waiting for @alyankovic.bsky.social to make the big announcement.

Any decent reporter the next time Pam Bondi gives a press conference: You said the Epstein client list was on your desk and now it doesn't exist. Were you lying then or now?

Do you get the feeling Tesla is gonna run into some regulatory issues soon?

Fun fact: Three U.S. Presidents have died on July 4th. So far…

Today we celebrate the independence of over 11 million people from their health coverage.

How many people voted to cancel their own healthcare coverage because they were mad a trans girl wanted to play soccer?

“I love Tesler.”

The next time you want to say that Democrats and Republicans are the same, kindly just shut up.

iCloud is down, so if you want to send me a spam email, please try again later.

They're putting marijuana in everything now. What do you want to see infused next? Hot dogs? Peanut butter? Graham crackers?

Today I saw a medical professional who graduated high school the year before my kid.

See? I don't ALWAYS disagree with Donald. crooksandliars.com/cltv/2025/06...

Is there a bigger disconnect between album cover and album than this?

New records alert!

I really miss slow news days.

Less than 30% of the vote in, but it's crazy that all six Democrats are in double figures in the NJ primary for Governor.

My best TikToks get zero views.

My favorite thing to do for dinner when I am home alone is scroll Doordash for a half an hour and then make a bagel from the freezer.

I can’t wait to see all the MAGAs who suddenly became pro EV for Musk go back to hating them. Wonder how many of them will regret their $100k Cybertruck purchase. 🤣🤣🤣

#TACO

Wordle doesn’t take it easy in Fridays.

My favorite part of having cameras outside my house is I can see when the pool guys arrive and watch them realize that we don’t have a pool and they went to the wrong house.

I don’t understand why the market ever reacts positively to anything Trump does or says; knowing full well he we eventually do something stupid in the near future.

#NowSpinning

#NowSpinning

This is the type of game where the Knicks would have brought in Herb Williams and the crowd would have gone wild.

All these NBA players thinking they’re Caitlin Clark taking these logo threes.

Instead of 86 47, just say 133. MAGA can’t add anyway.

I don't know how the Knicks expect to win if they don't fall behind by 20.

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