Cori Classen

I voted today! I'm hoping that reduces the number of text messages I get over the next two weeks

It's finally early voting in Texas! Let's goooooo!

I look forward to ruining his return on his investment

This year's pumpkins are done! My husband's krogan (Wrex) is on the right, and my Cmdr. Shepard is on the left. #MassEffect

My pumpkin continues apace. My abiding dislike of complicated space armor remains unabated

I am painting this year's pumpkin and just trusting the process

"Hall-o-weeeeeen, so special and mild!" Gotta remember the reasoning for the seasoning

It's National Chai Day, and I want a real spiced chai and a concha (because I always want a chai and a concha)

Are the chemtrails in the room with you? Are they whispering dreadful secrets in your ears?

The only thing I want his name on is a tombstone.

My city just deactivated their Flock cameras! A spot of joy for us all :)

Salty at Ferrari strategy, must be a race day

Donating to local races is the best way to help improve the chances of people up the ballot. Especially in the case of Talarico because Texas is just too dang big for one campaign to cover. Local campaigns help fill the gaps and get out the vote.

Rooting for poor design and malfunctions

Yesterday I saw a praying mantis that looked like a piece of bark. Apparently it's a Carolina mantis? I didn't have my phone to take a picture, so you'll have to trust me when I say it was pretty cool

My boss has been on vacation which has really limited the work gossip I've gotten. But now she's back, babyyyyyyy!

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

Lessgoooooooo

I don't know if I'll be able to contain my jealousy is New York City AND DC get to have awesome things.

The fireworks stands in town are all up and waiting to open. Which means if it happens in the next couple weeks, we can all celebrate with colorful explosions

So far today I have made blackberry jam and watched Hamilton win. Not a bad day, overall.

I don't often root for a fluke tornado, but here we are

For decades, Dan Patrick has sold out the poor, the sick, and the vulnerable to enrich his donors. Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power.

It's fledgling season, so now begins the exciting task of keeping the mockingbird fledglings out of the road at work. We rounded up two this morning and moved them under the trees. BUT WILL THEY STAY THERE? NO.

The Punisher sticker we've needed all along

A yellow-crowned night heron has officially moved into my front yard. For the past two weeks, it has been feasting on crawdads. And frogs? Mostly crawdads, thank goodness.

The stewards clearly have too much time on their hands.

I carb loaded to prep for an absolutely stunning nap this afternoon. Personal best nap time!

Okay, I might be off-base here, but someone spent a lot of time tweaking this image, but they couldn't adjust the tie or un-rumple the shirt? Pretend the suit jacket fits through the shoulders? Also, French cuffs are a CHOICE when you are addressing economically-anxious people.

I have had to evaluate written tests, and I went through "calibration" first, where I evaluated writing that an expert had already evaluated. I had to match the expert evaluations in order to do solo evaluations. If I only matched 30-60% of the time, I wouldn't have been allowed to evaluate AT ALL

Oscar winner and San Francisco resident Marcia Lucas — the former wife of George Lucas who edited the original “Star Wars,” “American Graffiti” and “Taxi Driver” —  has died.