Corner DJ

Corner DJ

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A DJ who used to live on the corner. Self-proclaimed King of Yacht Rock on YouTube. Former professional radio DJ. Rock 'n' Roll historian. AU/AD/HD Abolish ICE & prosecute pedophiles. CornerDJ.com Patreon.com/CornerDJ

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Going to watch a horror movie every night in the month of October. Some I've seen before, some I haven't. Some are strictly horror, some I play loose with the definition. An all time classic and favorite. AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON

Favorite Simpson's quote: (I literally quote this at least once a day). "Morons! Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money!"

Others that live in my head... "A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!" "Get that cat outta the way!" (Marge) "Homer slow down! You'll kill us all!" (Homer) "Or die trying!" "Did I?"

Going to watch a horror movie every night in the month of October. Some I've seen before, some I haven't. Some are strictly horror, some I play loose with the definition. Going old-school school with the perfect movie for a fall, Sunday afternoon. THE RAVEN

Since religion is now entwined with politics, let's weaponize it. The Ten Commandments include "Thou shalt have no other gods before me." Vivek Ramaswamy is a Hindu. If you believe the OT is the word of God, then you can't support Vivek. He's bound for Hell.

Going to watch a horror movie every night in the month of October. Some I've seen before, some I haven't. Some are strictly horror, some I play loose with the definition. Another modern, fun, twisted movie. THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

Going to watch a horror movie every night in the month of October. Some I've seen before, some I haven't. Some are strictly horror, some I play loose with the definition. Another modern, fun, twisted movie. THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

Found a fun way to entertain myself for the rest of the night... On YouTube, watching one song from every concert I've been to. (Not the actual show, but that tour.) Brings back a lot of memories. Probably going to end up as a show on my YouTube channel.

I've made it through 82, 83, & doing 84 now. Every. Single. Band. Has at least 1 member wearing a jacket with padded shoulders and sleeves rolled up. Ah, the 80s.

9 bands in a row so far. They all have at least one jacket with sleeves rolled up. Usually the bass player.

Found a fun way to entertain myself for the rest of the night... On YouTube, watching one song from every concert I've been to. (Not the actual show, but that tour.) Brings back a lot of memories. Probably going to end up as a show on my YouTube channel.

I've made it through 82, 83, & doing 84 now. Every. Single. Band. Has at least 1 member wearing a jacket with padded shoulders and sleeves rolled up. Ah, the 80s.

That's pretty cool. I found the Sting concert I actually attended at Blossom Music Center Sept. 10, 1985. I had lawn seats back when you could bring in coolers, food, whatever. Ah, the 80s.

Going to watch a horror movie every night in the month of October. Some I've seen before, some I haven't. Some are strictly horror, some I play loose with the definition. Tonight, a modern classic. WEAPONS

I wish I was better at math. Gas was $4.20. Ohio dropped the state gas tax, which is roughly $0.35. Now gas is $4.50. How does that add up?

Going to watch a horror movie every night in the month of October. Some I've seen before, some I haven't. Some are strictly horror, some I play loose with the definition. I'm behind one so I'm doubling up tonight. Round 2: CLUE

Holy shit, I forgot the singing telegram girl was Jane Weidlin from the Go-Go's. BTW, she was also Joan of Arc in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

I found another one of those scraps of paper where I jot down some kind of joke idea and then ponder over it later. This time it just said: Vampire Floyd the Barber

RPGs seems to be trending. I'm as old as you can be and still be GenX, not a boomer. That means my 1st D&D set was pre-AD&D. (below) To this day, I've never played a campaign b/c I was always the DM. I'm still ready to go. Halfling Assassin who looks/sounds oddly like Droopy Dog.

Going to watch a horror movie every night in the month of October. Some I've seen before, some I haven't. Some are strictly horror, some I play loose with the definition. I actually like this better than Ringu. THE RING

Going to watch a horror movie every night in the month of October. Some I've seen before, some I haven't. Some are strictly horror, some I play loose with the definition. Tonight, the fun version of the OG zombie movie. Rifftrax Live: Night Of The Living Dead

Going to watch a horror movie every night in the month of October. Some I've seen before, some I haven't. Some are strictly horror, some I play loose with the definition. I've seen this once or twice and remember it being good. THE DESCENT

Why did the pope need surgery? Wasn't he intelligently designed? Why didn't he just pray to be cured? Oh, it doesn't work that way? Then why did all those saps pray for him? Didn't his god give him the cancer in the 1st place? Isn't curing it against his god's will? You see where I'm coming from?

Going to watch a horror movie every night in the month of October. Some I've seen before, some I haven't. Some are strictly horror, some I play loose with the definition. Tonight, I'm taking a one-night break. I'm in the groove recording shows for my YouTube channel.