🎃 Undead-Kate 🦇

When the peas are pog worthy

For 1 minute and 30 seconds you too can experience pure elation

I think my only task today is to make a viral grape and jelly bar

Piglet smoothing session underway.

Image of me smiling after riding The Smiler rollercoaster 5 times (it makes you smile)

They had local beer at the Victorian sewage pumping plant. Hopefully not too local 😬

Max had a check up today and the vet brought up how his leg has healed great from his mystery injury and I asked him if the x-ray was cute and he said give me your phone let me take a picture and went off and took a picture of it for me!!! Look at my little boys tiny bones!!!

i love my this

To be real for a second, ABC is NOT as easy as 123. There’s only 26 letters and infinite numbers. Real amateur move with those lyrics

I can't lie the "block universe" theory that suggests time is a fixed 4D map where the past, present, and future all exist simultaneously actually really helps me with the grief of pet loss lmao, every moment is permanently written into reality and exists forever 🩷 yay.

Was holding Max & telling my housemate how beautiful it is that I can look at him through my eyes & he can look at me through his eyes & we're both just expressions of the universe admiring each other and my housemate was like "idk what the fuck you're talking about". Pretty self explanatory mate!!!

I went to Alton towers yesterday and I liked it so much I'm going back today for a little bit extra lol. I'm kind of exhausted though!!! Wickerman is the coolest ride but the Smiler is incredible. I think I need to buy merch even though it might be cringe lmao

I had a nightmare last night that The Joker™️ tried to blow up my rats 😂 it was genuinely distressing when I was in it lmao

skateboard has looked as weird as usual recently

Greetings from the Victorian sewage pumping plant

It got even better and I rode it because I'm so brave

We got meds for Max he's doing good, they advised us to take the tablet form not the liquid form for one of them, but that I have to crush it and then cut it up into portions like a bunch of cocaine lmao

i’m a rat i’m a rat i’m a very clever rat #critterposting

I went on the swarm twice this time so I took two selfiessss

THERE ARE MORE OF THEM?

Max is balding & boney but he's VERY kissy, super mobile for someone his age & still greeting us at the door desperate for cuddles. However we are going to the vets today as his lungs seem to have flared up but I just rubbed him with olive oil last night 😭 he's all greasy. Vets gonna know I'm mad 😔

How gorgeous is that

Already got them content creating

good afternoon

I think Snoopy might be our most photographed rat, because just look at him, he looks like THAT

Smithers being bodyguarded by Snoopy and Bela when he was just a lad, and then again when he was an older gentleman being flanked by Sooty and Max. Every rat that met Smithers absolutely adored him, including me (big rat)

More Snoopy!!!

More Snoopy...

Thinking about Snoopy the rat today!!!

I'd recognize the big-business combination closed fist and open palm pose anywhere. Skateboard is making a point about what the company should strive towards in the future

Database you will be pet until you are smooth

Their herb mix has somehow ended up in the water... The rat has invented tea...?

Russel the Hedgehog #critterposting

Smithers was shaped like a neolithic axe head

My rat that I suck on when I'm stressed:

Big boggles from little old max

Fuck my tattoo artist just moved fucking 3 hours away. BOOO!

Archival footage of Vlad pinning Vince and then they do a strange little coordinated walk together. And Max is there too 😁

Me: I wish there was punctuation to use between independent clauses when the clauses are closely related in meaning and when there is no coordinating conjunction between them... the righteous semi colon;

Thinking about Sooty and Smithers 2nd birthday party. I forgot Max, Vince and Vlad (from left to right, on the chair) were also in attendance

Just said hi to the old men before nipping out for 30 mins and when I got back little old Vinnie was in his forever sleep 🥲 must have been quick, he wasn't unwell at all, simply just an old man. He turned 2 years 10 months on Friday. Good job Vinny 🥹

Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍

Pet rats when you clean their cage and they do nothing but get in the way

I finished it a month or so ago. The cycle continues. (I have other spicer hot sauces but Frank's red hot and Tabasco are sooo good and vinegary to me they are perfect with eggs or basically any air fried "nugget" or plant based nugget alternative. Like anything breaded. I can drink it really.)