Cortland Coffey

it’s a good day to hunt the jaguar shark

Good morning. Halfway to the weekend. Letting gratitude set the vibe this morning. Life passes in the blink of a cosmic eye. Practicing joy in each moment of awareness. ❤️

it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.

logging back in

When I hear anyone say, “well, I asked chatGPT and…”

i thought it was thursday all day yesterday.. so of course i woke up thinking it was friday.. but sadly it isn’t 😭

new pfp is by Spooky.Unicorns over on IG & threads. it makes me so happy! please go check out her art and follow if you’re on those platforms.

No deconstruction tomorrow in Clubhouse with @cortland.me and me .. I’m traveling in Texas for work and with the time change I’ll be working then! ✨

About to sit in the sauna, then watch this tape I snagged today. Anyone seen it?

i haven’t been super active on bsky for a long time but just heard @davatron5000.bsky.social & @chriscoyier.net shout out @pfrazee.com & @jcsalterego.bsky.social on this episode and it made me really nostalgic for the early days of skeets.

Clubhouse is ON tomorrow if you want to join @cortland.me and myself for Deconstruction Coffee Hour at 6am PST and other times in other time zones.

Morning! It’s been so lovely to be here and see so many cute faces I haven’t seen for a while!

One of the things that has been bringing me a lot of joy lately is my new listening set up. It’s still a work in progress but I love how it’s coming together! Going to be staining the console soon & I’ve got my eye out for some vintage speakers to match the 70s Yamaha receiver and Sansui turntable

Being offline has not left me less overwhelmed. Sure I’ve been less triggered and stimulated by feeds that beg for my constant attention. But it turns out that life is just overwhelming no matter what. Doing my best to intentionally find and cultivate joy in each moment of each day.

all caps ready

M&G is one of my favorite places to read about music. There is so much care and dedication, always. Thank you for having me!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

happy spooky day 👻🧙‍♀️🕸️

Hey everyone! Once again @thepursuinglife.bsky.social and I are having to skip the deconstruction coffee hour clubhouse hang today. Sorry for the late notice but we’ll try to be back next week for a good convo with y’all! Hope you are all hanging in there this week 🫶

What an amazing group! Not everyone is on BlueSky but I’ll do my best to tag ✨ @justingentry.bsky.social @toriglass.bsky.social @thebugbeardispatch.bsky.social @bv-pdx.bsky.social @rsokamoto.bsky.social @roscoejones.bsky.social @cortland.me @thesnarkygent.bsky.social

portland, i am in you

good morning. get some steps and take some breaths. it’s gonna be ok.

the world is chaos, i currently have zero active casual spicy connections, virtually zero bandwidth to cultivate any new ones, and yet I’m feeling menacing levels of frisky. 🤦😭🤦😭🤦 halppp

I’ve had zero bandwidth for crushes or flirtation in my life this last year and while I have no idea when I will again, I know that I will eventually and I look forward to it with mischievous delight.

Sorry folx, we have to cancel clubhouse again tomorrow. I’m in Idaho this time.. different time zone but spotty service on the way to my job! Hopefully @cortland.me and I will be back next week!! ✨

it's tuesday and that means a new episode with @rsokamoto.bsky.social on Let's Talk About Text, featuring @thepursuinglife.bsky.social & @cortland.me: open.spotify.com/episode/7Mlf...

hey skyline! it’s been a minute. here’s thirst

Today I watched "Oh, Dorian" video Ben Kweller released today. I had tears running down my face. May his memory be a blessing. youtu.be/fXH-EbA5dOQ?...

if you have extra, i’d suggest donating a couple to your local target 🤷

stocking up on my pride merch early this year 🧱 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🧱

There is a direct correlation between my spiraling mental health and how many ads I’m getting for PrEP on my feed

fit check. It’s almost friday

i will probably never have abs. i will never look like an avenger. i may never feel like i meet the body standards i feel get so often celebrated by the gay and straight cultures alike. but i can love my body for all the health, beauty, and sensuality she contains.

how’s the skyline doing today?

Hey all! We are ON for deconstruction coffee hour in clubhouse today.. come join @cortland.me and me to ease into the week if you had yesterday off. ☕️✨

cosplaying as a travel vlogger

i just woke up from the most millennial dream ever. i was helping film a bts segment for a 25 year anniversary dvd release of garden state. zach was being incredibly kind but unbearably particular about the aesthetics of the interview content.

Hey everyone, @cortland.me and I aren’t able to make it for deconstruction coffee hour tomorrow morning.. apologies! Hope to see you the following Tuesday! ✨

hi! i’m overwhelmed but i persist.

who’s hanging in portland this week/weekend? i’d love to see some pdx buds from the skyline while i’m there!

who’s hanging in portland this week/weekend? i’d love to see some pdx buds from the skyline while i’m there!

hi! i’m overwhelmed but i persist.

OH MY GOD God Awful Movies AND @cortland.me in Portland this weekend?!

i’m headed to portland for a visit next week and i’m so stoked. i need this trip so bad fr.

Next up is the one and only Peridot from Steven Universe! This one’s going to be soooo bad ass when it’s done!

Can’t wait to get this one filled in, but even just the line work is beautiful! Catra is one of my favorite characters and I’m so excited to have her on my arm!

Only had time to do the line work so far but I got 4 new amazing characters addded to the arm last night!! First up is Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel! I love her so much!