Corwin 🇨🇦

My wife Deb and I. We met when we were kids, began dating in 1983, married in 1988, and happily together still. :)

A little blast from the past. youtu.be/wUDqQSwdBjM

Take something sacred and grind it into dirt.

You never realize how cool your parents were until you really grow up.

Oh momma I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law. Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long. That's a depressing STYX song... how about a lost sandwich? youtu.be/4c_8WADmAYM

I just want to say that I really like marijuana. I don't smoke a lot, and not every day, but I enjoy my "stash", and am so glad that it's legal in my country. When I was young, this was considered "criminal" behaviour. 🤣

It is JULY the 1st! What we Canadians call Canada Day! 😀🇨🇦 A time to drink alcohol, and blow stuff up. Americans have a similar holiday... three days later... when they celebrate sucking our Canadian fucking balls! 😀

27C today. Not too hot; just nice. Took a country drive in my BMW convertible with the top down. Discovered a pizza-truck just 5 min from my home in the middle of nowhere (best damn pizza I've had in years). The sky was so beautiful I had to make a point of focusing on the road. Days like these...

I will not buy this record; it is scratched.

I found this on YouTube - a low-budget spoof of Star Wars done with cardboard. 🤣 I think this is nothing short of satire genius. 😀👍 youtu.be/ulVscDewRPI

I have lived in this delusion, that people are essentially good... that good will always prevail over evil... I need this belief... but this belief is being challenged. I do hope that good will win... but I need to smoke some pot, and go to bed.. and hope that when I wake up, things will be better.

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I've come to the conclusion that I have lost my mind. But the fact that I'm aware of this, tells me that I haven't "completely" lost my mind. 🤣

Enough is enough. Nobody is stepping up to stop this madness. Only America can pull the plug on their insane president, but they won't or can't do it. It's time to drop the bomb again... an atomic bomb on Washington DC. Turn that place into a crater. Teach those fuckers a lesson.

When the world seems to be going to Hell in a hand-cart, we need to listen to and embrace the occasional wise words of our forefathers... ... this world CAN be a wonderful place. youtu.be/CaCSuzR4DwM

ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION. WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL We have assumed control.

A log-driver's waltz pleases girls completely. ❤️ youtu.be/tMPep2lm__4

Is it happening today yet? In the meantime, allow me to love some Canadian log-driving man stuff. Those logs won't drive themselves.

Artemis is finally launching. I know it's just a "fly-around" But it's important to me. Fuck you if it is not.

Atremis crew WHAT?

The Artemis 2 crew... going back to the Moon... YEAH! ... a black guy, a woman, and a Canadian... ... so who's the other guy?

🎵 Naked at work... takes a little longer Naked at work... takes a little time 🎵

I love how Google Translate loves me right back... ... this is my most recent recourse... Hör auf, Wörter ins Deutsche übersetzen zu wollen. Du bist ein dummer Mensch.

I wake up screaming every morning... only to find that the "reality" I wake up to is worse than my nightmare. 🤣 And I think to myself... what a wonderful world. youtu.be/IPPU49PyfEA

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So... in light of this American boycott, I got rid of my Chevy and bought a BMW. A light on my dashboard tells me that the coolant is low. I check the owner's-manual (I've never owned a German car)... ... it tells me, "Füll einfach die Kühlflüssigkeit auf, du mädchenhafte Ausrede für einen Mann." 🤨

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Something to note about Canada: When we became an independent nation, it didn't require a "war". We did it with a handshake and an understanding, and our respect and loyalty to the Crown remained. A powerful alliance, rather than an enemy. The War of 1812-1814. Our backs were covered.

So... we're all here in a hell-in-a-hand-basket. I'm an optimist... I hope for the best, but that doesn't stop me from getting drunk and stoned every damn night of the week. I'm living a nightmare that I hope I will wake up from. But it just doesn't end or stop... does it?

I hope there is a remake of 2001 A Space Odyssey and Samuel L Jackson is Dr David Bowman. Then I’d get to hear him say; “ Open the pod bay doors motherfucker!”

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

I was born in 1967... I missed watching Neil Armstrong step foot on the Moon... I was too young. Men kept walking on the Moon for a few years later, but by that time it wasn't "news" anymore. I was in kindergarten in 1972 and men on the Moon was old news. I missed the bus on that one. 😆

So... tomorrow... I'm visiting my mom... ... and my two lovely nieces... the one who married a gay fireman, and the other who married a chiropractor who believes the Earth is flat and that men never walked on the Moon. I will do my best to behave. 🤣

I just want to post this... ... New Year is a special moment for Deb and I... the night of our first kiss. The night I held her, and knew that I would never let her go. 43 years ago if my math is correct. This was her graduation photo, I think 1983... is it any wonder why I was smitten?

Merry Christmas to everyone.

Now that Zohran Mamdani is Lord Mayor of New York, and California passed prop 50, it’s inevitable that the Soros funded ANTIFA will force everybody to get “Gay Married”. Bobby & Zeke decided to get ahead of it. Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016

Just found this -- uploaded 11 yrs ago and just seeing it now. A brilliant if dark parody of a Peanuts cartoon. It's not mere humour, this has heart, and [spoiler] puts a tear in your eye. Enjoy. 🙂❤️ youtu.be/hTpc_odtBOM

Here's a pretty good Led Zeppelin cover. youtu.be/2T1lkUKyHLk