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I tried to rewatch the movie CHEF by the great Jon Favreau, but I get so depressed when I’m reminded of how great Twitter used to be, and depressed that it’s gone.

Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social Watched Supergirl with my daughter the other day. Fun movie. Lots of little things to like and enjoy. To anyone thinking about going, go. Any chance you can get Christian Bale to revise his role of a more aged Bruce Wayne in a Batman Beyond movie?

@angrystaffer.bsky.social when Trump eventually gifts the new plane/bribe to himself when he’s leaving office, can the next president recall it back to duty and take it away from him? I add this to my wish list of also immediately tearing down any ballroom he builds.

Now that the great @colbertlateshow.bsky.social has come to an end, I’m guessing Mr Colbert will have more free time to do things like guest hosting @thedailyshow.com or even @jimmykimmel.com when he takes his summer off to vacation with Magic Johnson.

@americanair.bsky.social apparently AA doesn’t care about bluesky. Guess they only post on the nazi site.

@angrystaffer.bsky.social shouldn’t dems say as soon as one of them wins, they’re going to tear down the ballroom and put the white house back to the original format? Trump didn’t get congressional permission to tear down the east wing, why should Dems need it to castrate his ball room?

Enjoyed watching @diedrichbader.bsky.social on High Potential this week. Always enjoy watching him work.

Hey @angrystaffer.bsky.social What’s up with this? I’m not sure if this is being anti-Semitic, but it was posted by one of my right wing acquaintances on FB, so it wouldn’t surprise me.

Looks like Jane Talarico has read @johnfugelsang.bsky.social book.

@angrystaffer.bsky.social Dem response to environmental disaster should be: All the restrictions/penalties/timelines will be immediately reinstated when (if) a democrat take the WH, so companies should still keep/maintain their work & plans to adhere to the measures designed to help the earth.

Remind anyone who says they’re “done with Trump” that the only way to be done with him is to not only stop voting for him, but to stop voting for anyone in his party that has been enabling him.

GOP = Gaggle Of Pedophiles Greedy Old Pedophiles Geriatric Orange Perverts General Oligarch Praise Get Outta Politics I’m open to suggestions or thoughts.

If you didn’t vote for “this” you’re an idiot or a liar (or both). If you didn’t vote vote for “this” you’re an asshole.

@angrystaffer.bsky.social I’m sure Trump will say it was God’s will that Kirk was killed instead of an innocent onlooker behind him. Political violence shouldn’t be necessary, but when people have terrified the nation for 10 yrs, and farmed hate for 10 yrs, i doubt this will be the last.

@angrystaffer.bsky.social You’re a big supporter of filling teacher wishlists, but can you please remind people to check who’s asking? If their pictures are AI driven, & most of their posts are soliciting gift cards, or asking to share their wishlist of gift cards, best to help a different teacher.

So, if Trump gives Putin everything he wants in exchange for nothing… can we then charge Putin with senior abuse?

Hey @johnfugelsang.bsky.social any chance you’re performing in NYC this week?

Well America. We celebrate the 248.9973 years you existed. It was a good run. You’ll be missed. #happydependenceday #guesswehaveanorangekingnow #RIPDemocracy

Gotta feel for the city of Seattle tonight.

Watching @oliviamunn.bsky.social in love wedding repeat. Fun movie. Great cast.

We’re to the point where @lincolnproject.us run ads about how much Trump is fucking everyone (like they predicted) and finish it with “what can we do now?” Then list out: Write congress Save money & avoid the market Do not donate to the GOP Register to vote Hold every one of them accountable

Does anyone else’s cat get up from the hardwood floor they were sleeping on to go puke on the carpet? It’s a catspiracy to fuck up my floors. #catlife

I hope the @chiefs.bsky.social can figure out a way to get a decent secondary and an offensive line the off season. Maybe mahomes will take a pay cut if it’ll get some bodies in that will keep him off his ass.

America had a felon take the oath of office today. And Ohio State and Notre Dame are playing for the National Championship. So basically this day is a kick in the crotch after having my balls waxed. Fuck all of you.

Watching #TheHoliday Trying to figure out if there’s a worse actress they could have cast than Cameron Diaz? Her poor acting performance is easily the worst part of the movie. Even the poorly developed “Maggie” character isn’t as distracting as Diaz.

Unfortunately, that was the level of excitement we expected from a senior citizen fighting a YouTuber.

I want to thank #netflix for fucking up and hosting a farce of a boxing match on a platform that wasn’t ready for the amount of traffic they’d get from everyone hoping a senior citizen beats the living shit out of Paul. #boxing #paulvstyson

We have 4 dog beds to choose from… and this is how she prefers to “relax” #pets #dogs #bedsareuseless

Anyone realize that Trump talks about nuclear weapons the same way Michael Scott talked about a gun is the ultimate thing you can bring out in an improv scene? “Because once you pull a gun, it's the most exciting thing that can happen. You can't top it, you have nowhere to go.”