Cory ODaniel

19h

If this happens, I will shit myself to death laughing

21h

Such a fucking asskisser.

The Gen Z Soundwave transforms into a Yoto Player

A dunking booth but paying $1000 to punch an AI exec in the face to help their rev stream

FMK Hard Mode

There is a LOT of shitty AI bots out there, but by golly, have you talked to Miles the CA DMV AI phone assistant. Homeboy has severe brain damage.

I’ve never watched Star Trek am I doing this meme right?

Claude: "You're right, and that's on me, prepare to die."

Yoooo… Twitter is quiet ᵃᶠ now that those Yandex data centers are up in smoke. It’s pretty eerie how much hate and bullshit was spewing out of them. In a post AI world where you can’t trust anything you see or hear … makes you wonder why the US AI data centers are being pushed so fast.

Got the extra hot Howlin Rays this is a mistake I will feel for days.

Absolutely zero fart buffer in this line.

Going to start an “Enemy of the State” certification badge for tech companies.

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Thinking about dropping a few hundred bucks on taking the kids to a matinee.

Its getting dumber out there.

Sometimes I wonder if Dario is sabotaging Claude so he doesn’t have to go back to the White House

The-ever-disappointed-person-in marketing-or-social-media: can you send me a more professional headshot? Me: How’s this?

Every claude response sounds like: It is the thing. Today it wears a different shirt but its the same thing, that it has been all along, that thing that thing that thing.

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Hey if you've ever had an idea for a PaaS and don't know how to get started on the ops side, drop me an email. Happy to sign an NDA and help you along. No equity, no fee. I'll give you a two year massdriver.cloud license for your team to get it off the ground. Email me cory@that-domain.

As a person that uses an old iPhone and barely installs any apps I just have to say application, developers and project managers really destroyed the mobile web. Congratulations, guys.

Almost every website is a shit-fiesta on mobile.

12 Sept

Dude, may have seen the dumbest claudeism of all time. Claude: writes invalid elixir syntax. Compiler: ERRRR Claude: fixes, adds comment, and you aren't gonna fucking believe it. "Invalid syntax leads to compiler errors" at the top of the goddamn ex file. No shit, brother.

coryodaniel.github.ioOrdinary HandsThe technology is real. The products are not… yet. Not the grand version of the AI problem. The ordinary one: what happens when this reaches the scammer who already has your number, the neighbor who h...

An AI Policy / Art(?) project I've been working on. It may be a work in progress, but its still a nightmare. coryodaniel.github.io/ordinary-hands/

I'm trying to generate a like 13 second jump scare creepy pasta audio clip and Claude Fable keeps tripping its safeguards and ChatGPT generates just the weirdest shit. Its like a robot grandma demon and then it tries do a jump scare but its just a high hat. I havent laughed this hard in a minute.

why cant you upload mp3s here?! fuck im dying. 🤣

just tried to turn up the Nest with the apple remote.

I'm building a catalog of the horrors I predict coming down the pipe when AI hits the masses. Amplifi is the AI that runs your MLM for you — it posts as you, DMs your contacts as you, and recruits your friends as you, while you just watch the number go up.

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7 Sept

Yall are going to shit yourselves, nothing is real anymore. lol, oh i just generated the dumbest thing.

4 Sept

Every NPR podcast episode is like four minutes of relevant news and then “Chauncey McGillicuddy the south Albanian tambourine player died at the young age of 143”

4 Sept

Top: how AI wants to respond to spammers Bottom: reality

1 Sept

The Apple dictation team should be absolutely embarrassed by their work.

1 Sept

I sometimes wonder if people just like seeing someone uglier and dumber than them screwing up his job every day.

WOULD

> A few honest caveats worth your eyes. SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING EXPENSIVE TO ME.

25 Aug

The only thing that saves this country from a shithole apocalypse is a resurrection of punk and heartland rock. The music industry is failing us.

24 Aug

Do you know who bought this absurd thing or did it just vaporize?

23 Aug

Claude is currently "peeling links" whatever the fuck that means. I don't know how these people ratfucked the english language so hard.

21 Aug

@boontavista.com just periscoped and offended the spouse. Keep it in, boys.

20 Aug

Something I wrote made it to the front page of HN and people don't necessarily hate it. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4938...

20 Aug

I'll never believe AI should have rights, but I like to give them a lil treat now and then.

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19 Aug

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16 Aug

The machine used to sleep when I did. Now it spends the night trying to ruin my morning.

15 Aug

Not to be your grandma, but I love these things