Cory Ottenwess

I remember the cartoons from my childhood that were there to sell toys. But these new shows are so much worse. Hyper capitalist consumerism. Yuck.

Wife wanted butternut squash soup. Butternut squash soup provided. And it was friggin delicious

honestly, how many months are we away from being able to create a playable game on the fly? cause claude is rapid prototyping one for me now…

New economic theory. Your economic mobility is a direct relation to the number of cheese types you experienced as a child.

listen, i hate to say it, but when these boomers start dropping dead, we're going to need to seriously think about soylent green…

The Woman Whose Software Guided the Apollo Missions Has Died. Aww. Sad face :(

Apple has a “track shipment” that I’ve never seen implemented

Why can’t my ps5 do Bluetooth audio? My old gen1 nintendo switch can.

I’d love to see ZeFrank on Last Meals. #mythicalkitchen how do we make this happen?

Ahh, Onion, please do not change.

What in the fuck.. they made Charlie and the Chocolate factory into a FUCKING REALITY TV show?!

You know, it’s REALLY hard to believe this wasn’t A.I. at this point.

Children deserve better role models than garbage YouTubers. It’s sad to hear who this 8yo looks up to

Do your cats watch you intently while you’re changing their litter? Do you think they are concerned that you are stealing their poops?

@theonion.com can i get the vintage onions if i'm studying to be a teacher? :D

I have to be honest.. I don’t know how many Jasons are on Dark Matter..

Maybe they just overcooked the McConnell clone?

Ok, I think we need to step up our efforts to broadcast cat videos into space. That’s probably best that aliens think cats rule this planet

the new bobiverse book is out. The Infinite Extent, and it is only 8 hours 22 minutes of audiobook. THATS IT?! thats all i get? i need at least 18 hours of bob!

the food isn't safe, and now the medicine isn't safe either. we are not going to make it, are we?

There are currently 6 cars idling in the target parking garage. No one gives a fuck about toxic car exhaust do they?

is there a reason they feel this is a threat? seems more like a statement about accountability.

Watching a movie on Pluto.tv is exposing me to the worst commercials humanity has to offer. I’ll never do this again.

Wife is out for the night. That means, scotch, pizza rolls, and sci-fi movies :)

i want a sequel to Flight of the Navigator. A different ship can crash on Earth, on a recovery mission to collect the now multiplying puckmaren is to be re-introduced to its home planet. the ship needs to find the adult david to regain the map data.. maybe?

Why do I feel like these Hemsworth Abu Dhabi ads feel so cold and lifeless

This seems like the corporations are just being let off the leash

eating a salad shouldn't feel like playing roulette

so, we no longer get any info on who owns our corporate overlords. international interests are no longer required to report ownership, but americans are; so they can keep an eye on us.

:O i found a study that explains why my autism became more apparent in my 30s/40s. thanks for that.

Insulting: paying additional subscription fee for 4K video. Added insult? The ads they insert are full 4K. So it’s just a limitation not a technicality

i went down a rabbit hole reading about HG Wells and his eugenics beliefs, and then went on to find that he wrote The Rights of Man, which went on to be an influential text on the United Nations Declaration of Human Rights in 1948. full fucking circle man. wow.

Every service promising to save you money is begging you to link other services to it, or to enroll in other subscriptions further defining the profile they have constructed of you. There is a digital version of you out there.

fingers crossed. application and transcripts submitted for my substitute teaching license.

Well.. shit.. explosively

Why am I just hearing about Francesca Hong today?

when looking for borosilicate petri dishes.. why does the item description say "for science"? is that not obvious? what else would you do with a petri dish?

It’s been a long day, and I’ve got a bottle of scotch bigger than my head. Not that anything bad happened today, it’s just that I don’t know how to tell time without wearing my watch and I’m in a good mood.

i think it is absolutely bullshit that people still post things to X that requires you to log in to view content. nope nope nope

arrgh! there's too many books to read! not enough time! my reading list has grown too damn long. my to-be-read list is 176 titles. i need to make sure i have spare glasses in case of the apocalypse.

does anyone else think their email and text messages have become uselessly inundated with spam? perhaps time for a new messaging system that replaces both with some sort of consent system that prioritizes your privacy?

Next administration needs to push through a law that sitting presidents cannot have shot named after themselves, and a moratorium on naming things after presidents must wait 25 years, or something. His name is everywhere!

It’s my birthday this weekend. And I seem to be running low on bourbon. Hint hint.

UPS was supposed to deliver a package between noon and 4. it is now 5pm and i have not seen a UPS truck. logistics is obviously a lie at this point

What does a court case about drivers reporting police checks have to do with social media and freedom of speech? Potentially, a lot. A new ruling of the EU's top court risks pushing platforms to monitor what we say online. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

for some ungodly reason, classmates[dot]com has been sending me a stupid amount of marketing email lately. it took forever to figure out how to delete my account. that is some bullshit predatory practices. someone should in court for that shit.

@scalzi.com put his book library up on humble bundle to raise money for World Central Kitchen. Feed some people, and your brain some good stories!

Is Rubio the new McCarthy? We never learned our lesson the first time did we? He’s just going to start calling American citizens “un-American “ because they don’t lick trump stump?

Dear @UnitedNations… if the US fully acknowledges the powers of the international court.. can you guys take care of this problem?

my birthday is coming soon.. and steam currently has a bundle sale on Dorfromantik+Star Birds :) i mean… if you're feeling generous for my birthday and all…