Bluesky’s Golf Guy

There’s been a lot of Troy Aikman discourse lately and I just wanted to say I always thought he’s been a solid to even quite good commentator on MNF, and I say that as an Eagles fan. I reserve the right to retract this later.

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

Ball Knower.

UPDATE: Prices dropped in Boston and I managed to get two tickets for under $350. BEST DAD EVER.

Hey how'd that Austin Smotherman fade work out for me? Brutal luck; they play a fourth round, there's no way that fraud stays in the top 10.

I think we should all repost this with 3 things your kid can do well. My oldest daughter is a delight to watch in her cheer competitions; she’s so enthusiastic. She’s developed a willingness to try new things and be bold. And she’s brilliant and curious and hilarious. Ok sorry that was 5 things.

Also throw caush into the wind.

liberty mutual was the only advertiser who stuck with tucker carlson after he said mexicans were "filth" so whatever fantasies you have about torturing the mascot are morally correct

Serious question: Is anyone rooting for the Rays? Like I could imagine being a Rays fan if you love the Cubs or the Cardinals but everyone else is firmly rooting for the Brewers, right?

After playing today (worse than this) I am now completely terrified that this is my peak, I’ll never get to single digits, and I’m going to die alone. (I’ve been happily married for 15 years.)

another strong golf ball haul yesterday!

well well well…

BUTTERFIELD BERMUDA CHAMPIONSHIP: Fun tournament if you don't care at all who wins. Port Royal is the shortest course on tour at just over 6,800 yards, and tournament winners are typically random. Course history doesn't factor much, nor does recent form. No specific stat stands out as a trend.

ok dude chill just say you don’t like my picks this week

"Let golf be elitist" is so deeply classist and racist -- you don't get to play with us, this is our game. It's already an incredibly difficult game to get into with costs and equipment. He wants to make that worse because he thinks he and his friends are better than you.

wow bold marketing strategy from the RRG team

I would pull the plug on Peterka and Pastrnak being linemates. Both players become way too deferential to the other when together. It's taking away from what they do well.

to be a fly on the wall in the office of the content producer’s boss’s office after this post

Is the skeleton on the right… a. A helpful friend OR b. A ruthless enemy of the skeleton on the left?

this goes so hard, I don't even really care about the nba (and I won't until my Sonics come back) but goodness gracious this song rips

“Look how cognitively competent I am” — the ideal closing message for the GOP

Today I went to Burger King to try their new nuggets and they also have a new sauce that I was excited to try out and the guy in the drive-thru told me "there's no new sauce, they never ended up making it" and now I'm furious because this is a flat-out lie AND I didn't get to try the sauce!

Babe wake up, the TGL just made its first trade!

Wow, absolutely terrifying. And he played pretty well! Wishing the best for his recovery.

I was thinking about this last night and find it hilarious for a couple of reasons but mainly: Eagles: QB and many others injured Giants: QB and many others injured Commanders: QB and many others injured Cowboys: Are just terrible

I picked up Darren Waller today because of an injury, only to watch Carolina’s OTHER TE, Tommy Tremble, score twice while Waller had zero catches. Fantasy football is stupid.

also you are absolutely right i will be blaming this on Todd Gurley Showing Up With Donald Trump

Voted today, first day of early voting. God that felt good. Get out there and send your message!

The Bryson Fire, or as we in the golf world call it, LIV Golf. Heyoooo

Your occasional reminder that polls don't mean shit, you have to show up and vote, preferably early and in person if you can

This reminded me of the strangest memory; when I was a kid I used to get this animated movie from the library that was narrated by Ringo Starr, and I couldn't find it for years, and I just did! It's called The Point! This song is still embedded in my brain. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMvk...

I have no idea what this means for Jon Rahm's potential return to the PGA Tour, but I imagine the PGA is going to have to figure out some sort of recourse for him to rejoin the Tour.

I loved this line:

If anyone has a Post subscription with a gift link, I’d like to read this. I’m one who suffers from adult-onset oral allergies and it suuuuucks. Can’t eat apples, peaches, cherries, strawberries, and a few others.

This is really good

I had been thinking about it for a long time. I was thoroughly addicted to Twitter. I opened it every morning first thing to see what I missed. At some point I realized I didn’t get anything out of it anymore. Also the Liver King ads. God, those were brutal.

The day after the 2024 election I woke up (quite hung over) and decided from now on I’m drinking my coffee black. I don’t know why. I just decided in that moment that I’m a black coffee drinker now. And for almost exactly 2 years, I did! It’s time to go back.

Our guy here was a healthy scratch this week. Again. Tough break for the thousands of owners who added him this week.

Good timing!

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