Craig Fraser

If anyone wants to get out some bad ju-ju in the Edmonton area, I encourage you to come hit friends with foam swords (safely, of course): www.darkascensionlarp.com

I’m not a betting man, but I don’t know where I would throw my money on this tonight. “Dak will be throwing either: 11/34 145Yds 0TDs 2INT or 26/35 353Yds 3TDs 1INT” #Cowboys #Eagles #NFL #MondayNightFootball #NFCeast #DumpsterFireGame

What if you’re all four?

Hopefully his removal from office can be called Operation Epic Douchebag.

Maybe hiring the anti-vaxx weirdo who swims in shit, works out in jeans and has had a worm in his brain for Secretary of Health was a bad idea?

I walked into work this morning like this… #Alberta #Canada #referendum

Currently, it sits at 1.4 Million Albertans that voted to stay in Canada. About 1.8 Million voted in total in the last provincial election. If that’s not Albertans getting our asses up across party lines and voting to kick separatists in the teeth, I don’t know what is. 🇨🇦

I usually go by the “win with class, lose with class” mantra, but today is going to be Mock-a-Separatist-To-Tears Tuesday.

The rotten little mole-man that is Pete Hoekstra wants to let us know not to meddle in American politics after he’s spent the past year and a half telling Canadians how they should act from his blind-as-fuck ivory tower. Got it.

Of course, the UCP had to make the process of mail-in voting completely fucking stupid. Almost as if it was on purpose.

Stan Bowman, a man who helped sweep a sexual assault against one of his players under the rug, thinks we’re all entitled to our opinions and that this means it’s therefore ok to sign a player who’s committed sexual assault. Go figure.

So Kash Patel had sex with a horse or something?…

The man has never met a hornet’s nest he didn’t fucking kick. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I would say “read the room,” but Trump isn’t capable of 1) Reading or 2) Understanding that there are other people besides himself in any given room and 3) Showing even the slightest bit of empathy to anything other than himself.

If Americans fall for a $5,000 promise that’ll never happen and vote for Republicans to keep the senate and house then we all deserve to get nuked. Fuck it.

Elon probably sucks at chess.

John Fetterman went from calling out Trump’s bogus calls of election fraud to stopping and saying, “wait a minute… what if I just fucking sucked as a human?”

Spineless, bootlicking morons.

It looks like a fucking ghost ship. Captain Cutler from Scooby-Doo at the helm.

Incredible.

Nope, still hasn’t changed yet…

Trump and his supporters want us to refer to Lake Ontario as Lake America, but the fact that trans people exist is still too unbelievable of a concept for them.

Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and now Peter Cullen. Fuck this week so, so much.

I just read a little bit about Marge Scott and now I wish I hadn’t. Holy fuck this lady sucked…

I’m genuinely worried that Trump has nothing better than this in the tank. What a weak threat.

The Art of the Deal is to act like a deranged lunatic.

Trump adding more tariffs on existing tariffs makes me think of the scene from Month Python and the Holy Grail when Bedevere asks the crowd, “and what burns apart from witches?” And the one villager just stupidly blurts out, “more witches!!”

Oh no… I guess we should absolutely not cut any more of these down. Nope nope nope, that would be reallllllly bad…

Sounds like they’re scared…

Idiot rocket scientist: “You guys, who brought this gravity? It’s divine.” Party host: “(Whispering to another guest) Fuck sakes, who told Scott he could come?

Even for Trump this comeback is pretty weak sauce. I think the cracks are deepening on this goof.

The shittiest ninja turtle is angry again.

The country is united against Trump. Meanwhile Marlaina Smith is like…

I guess the Art of the Deal is to suck at making deals.

I hope she gets admitted to a psych ward where she can get the help she needs.

That separatist arguing with you on social media who says they’re Albertan is actually from Moscow.

Danielle doesn’t want police to worry about hate. She could’ve just shut the fuck up for once and just let that roll, but she is incapable of doing anything good.

This is the sequel to Space Jam we wanted.

A complete and utter sociopath.

RFK Jr has been seen eating a dead raccoon in Central Park and then swimming in the sewer in celebration.

Take victories where you can, no matter how small.

Destroy every pair and fire the broken pieces and Mark Zuckerberg into space.

Trump’s war is not going well, so he goes for headlines by more tariffs, making his citizens pay even more.

What a psychotic narcissist.

(I’m day drunk on a Wednesday for some reason) …And stood against him! GAINST WHO!? Proud Edward’s Army! BASTARDS! And sent him homeward! FUCK OFF! TAE THINK AGAIN!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

(Live view from the streets of Glasgow)

Mitch McConnell will run his senate seat while unconscious like the God emperor from Warhammer 40K.

Could be good. Could be bad. Let’s roll the dice, we’re playing with house money that’s not real.

I know people who are afraid of dying because they will have their AISH benefits cut. These are not “free loaders,” they’re human beings with chronic illnesses that would give anything to be able to work. c.org/4sHBqJsJrs

Finishing move is a take on RVD’s Rolling Thunder from the top rope called “The Critical Roll.”

As a born and raised Albertan, no one whines quite like us. Usually the dumbest and worst of us that got sold a bill of bullshit and ate it all up. Bend over for Ralph Klein and Danielle Smith, but mention the name “Trudeau” and the irony-soaked wailing of “government overreach” never stops.