shrimp juice

Ran more than 1000 miles this year AND gained 17 lbs (high fructose corn syrup) Anything is possible!!

a PB shrimp and J is not a good sandwich

When it comes to drugs always ask how many is two too many and then do just one too many

my fantasy team is absolutely troughing into form

Eagles winning and one rich asshole getting away with it feel like the exact same thing

a little bummed Georgia scored on the very next play, was looking forward to an entire stadium ignoring Gunner Stocktons traumatic brain injury

so wack Doritos get cold but don’t stay cold