mr. chris

Fuck this shit

Figure I'll watch some baseball tonight. This Brewers team might end up being pretty good. Still a lot of season left. Anything can happen.

Introducing... The Bloopy ❤️

24 Mar

Wait... isn't that the Smarter Every Day guy, Destin?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

LOEFFLER: If you want to strike down a regulation that's stopping our reindustrialization, we're here to listen SANDLIN: I'm happy to hear that bc we tried to import a chain mail machine & there was a tariff on it. So we wanted to make jobs, but couldn't LOEFFLER: I want to talk to you about this

22 Mar

Redfin Rocket Mortgage is woke I guess

22 Mar

How many other POTUS' have called for the death of every person who voted against them? Here's the deal. He runs the WH. He stacked the Supreme Court. His party controls the house. His party controls the senate. This country is endlessly spiraling. If any party is the enemy of America, it's his.

Tea Pain@teapainusa.bsky.social

So…”Death to half of America?”

21 Mar

This is how I found out Chuck Norris died.

Krassensteins@krassenstein.bsky.social

This is f—king real. What a pathetic scumbag of a president.

youtu.beAngine de Poitrine - Sherpa (Live on KEXP)YouTube video by KEXP

21 Mar

Microtonal guitar and bass on LIVE LOOPS played on a double-neck guitar/bass combo (I’ve never seen that before) with a sprawling pedal board to manage the effects and live loops all done IN COSTUME… and that’s just one guy. 🤯 youtu.be/sfDtfz7vXkY?...

mr. chris@crackinwax.com

These guys have kept creeping into my YT reccos for the past couple of months. I’ve been ignoring them… until last night, and… holy shit am I glad I clicked. Comments compare them to Zappa and King Crimson. youtu.be/Te1HkBx7rDw?...

youtu.beAngine de Poitrine - Mata Zyklek (Live on KEXP)YouTube video by KEXP

youtu.beAngine de Poitrine - Mata Zyklek (Live on KEXP)YouTube video by KEXP

21 Mar

out.comJohn Lithgow almost quit the 'Harry Potter' series over J.K. Rowling's anti-trans viewsThe actor knows that with "every interview I will ever do for the rest of my life, this will come up."

20 Mar

Oh, yeah?! Paul Skenes was almost in the navy or some shit! All this awesome almosting happening almost makes me wanna almost do something, too! Almost.

Transgender World@transgenderreport.com

John Lithgow almost quit the Harry Potter series over J.K. Rowling's anti-trans views www.out.com/celebs/j... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

18 Mar

It’s posts like this that make me wonder if I was a good breaker way back when 🤔

The Singing Bush@thesingingbush.bsky.social

I watched a break this afternoon and I've never seen a set that's worse for breaks than Heritage this year. Nobody knows the SPs and nobody wants to go through the back of all the cards to find any variations.

18 Mar

Had to groom her first, obv

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Markwayne Mullin: "To be able to have the love of my life behind me. Somebody I literally fell in love with in third grade. *gets emotional* I knew I was gonna marry her in 8th grade. She didn't know that yet. We had to work that process."

only oscar I’m watching

OUR. GOVERNMENT. IS. A. 🤡. GOVERNMENT. What?

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

I regret to inform America that this was just posted by the HHS Secretary.

Another one to bookmark 🔖

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

FOX NEWS: If this disruption lasts for months, can the US economy absorb the shock without a recession? HASSETT: First of all, it's not going to last for months. And if it did last for a long time, it wouldn't really do a lot of harm to the US economy.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Leavitt: "CNN issued a correction on that story after I called them and spent nearly an hour on the phone rebutting it. ABC News ... we forced them to issue a correction."

14 Mar

do your thing, internet

13 Mar

I’ll tell you what happened. Incompetence. There. Mystery solved. Investigation complete.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: On the school strike, is the US making any adjustments to its targeting to avoid more civilian casualties? VANCE: We have to complete the investigation. I don't think we fully understand what happened. The president has made it clear he wants it fully investigated, so that's what we're doing.

13 Mar

Yeah, that’s still not selling us on the war, STEVE.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Stephen Miller: "There has never in history been a more total asymmetric one-sided annihilation of the enemy than what is unfolding right now in Iran"

11 Mar

How did anyone buy that he's a dem? Christ on a ritz cracker.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

FETTERMAN: We should kill every last member of Iran's leadership VARGAS: His son is now in charge FETTERMAN: They should kill him too

11 Mar

Haven’t heard the name Bam since Hulk Hogan thought Margera was ded

8 Mar

You know, if Biden would have just ended this war with Iran in the first place, this wouldn't be an issue /s

Molly Knight@mollyknight.bsky.social

Fuck this

7 Mar

What is this Spongebob lookin' scorebug, Phils fans?

John Foley@2008philz.bsky.social

Pennsylvania governor Josh Shapiro doing Phillies play by play

7 Mar

This morning, Mat is talking about funeral tapes and it occurs to me that if I have a funeral, MAYBE 10 people might show up. Better get my playlist set

mr. chris@crackinwax.com

Techmoan is my Saturday morning cartoons.

7 Mar

Said every good guy ever

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Hegseth: "The only ones who need to be worried right now are Iranians who think they're going to live"

That first sentence is me after every single time I hit the big blue Post button

Technology Connections@techconnectify.bsky.social

I didn't think when I wrote "Additionally, because oil deposits inevitably run dry, we often rely on extraction efforts happening in other countries which may or may not be friendly.... and [its] cost can change quite dramatically based on supply and demand" it would be so prescient but, well...

5 Mar

I keep forgetting that both Kurt Cobain AND Layne Staley died on April 5 (of different years).

5 Mar

WHY DIDN’T HE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM DURING HIS FIRST TERM THEN. Our government is a 🤡 government

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

47 years is the *opposite* of imminent (which means "something that will happen soon"). These people are so stupid.

3 Mar

You’ve got Too-Busy Johnson saying it’s not a declaration of war, and just about everyone else in his regime (including President Epstein) saying we’re at war. So… which is it?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: Is there any point you think Congress will need to give congressional authorization? MIKE JOHNSON: My understanding of the law is that the president is acting well within his authority. It's not a declaration of war. It's not required because it's defensive in design.

3 Mar

The leadership of this country does not reflect the people of the United States. I think that’s been pretty apparent in the protests you’ve seen.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Marco Rubio: "The leadership of that country does not reflect the people of Iran. I think that's been pretty apparent in the protest you've seen."

1 Mar

it me

Letterboxd@letterboxd.social

spent 10 minutes on that one liner 💔

1 Mar

Okay, now that we’ve all moved on from yesterday’s atrocities (we haven’t), maybe NOW we can release the files?

1 Mar

Learned over the past couple of days that a YouTuber I’ve been watching for years may, himself, actually be dogshit. Why do so many people suck?

mr. chris@crackinwax.com

Jeremy Jahns says Scream 7 is dogshit, and that's really all I need to know.

28 Feb

Hey. Americans. Have we had enough yet, or do you wanna keep seeing what else someone can get away?

28 Feb

Am I still a REAL MAN if I work out in pants that aren’t blue jeans?

27 Feb

Ol' brown eye goes blue

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27 Feb

I told my wife I’m planning on changing up my look. I gave her my two options, and she gave me the ick face. I said look, babe. I can’t pull off many more looks this late in the game. So which is it going to be? Liver King or Rick Rubin?

@ashleyzacharias.bsky.social

26 Feb

OUR GOVERNMENT IS A CLOWN GOVERNMENT 🤡

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

incredible op sec from Lauren Boebert here

mr. chris reposted

Ashley Zacharias

26 Feb

People do what you pay them to do. You pay corporate executives to make stock prices go up, not to make better products. You pay politicians to get re-elected, not to govern well. You pay reporters to get a bigger audience, not to tell the truth. And so forth. Be aware of what you pay people to do

26 Feb

IT’S A FALSE HERRING, DUH

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

NEWSNATION: Should there be a pro-psilocybin Surgeon General? SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I think that's a red herring. Let's focus on the fact that she's a great communicator.

Hey, Vance. Go fuck a couch.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "We're announcing today that we have decided to temporarily halt certain amounts of Medicaid funding that is going to the state of Minnesota in order to ensure that the state of Minnesota takes its obligations seriously to be good stewards of the American people's tax money."

Our government is a clown government

Besides @atrupar.com, a true saint of current affairs, who’s actually watching this garbage? I wanna fork my eyes out just seeing these tiny clips… and that’s with the sound off.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rep. Glenn Grothman on Epstein: "I do think that perhaps early on some of those files disappeared. It says something about the elites of this country and it seems largely we're dealing with liberal elites. Their sexual mores are very different than that of the average person."

Andrew Chafin just told me to watch out for my cornhole.

One album stays, the other is deleted from existence forever. Which one ya keepin? Be careful… one is their most famous, another contains their most iconic song, and the third ends with my all-time favorite Heart track. (See ALT for more deets.) Choose wisely… #musicsky

24 Feb

Of all of President Epstein’s State of the Union addresses I’ve not watched, tonight’s is by far the most recent.

Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫