Allison Wrabel

I think we must ban chief wahoo. Hard stop.

One of my hot takes: we should require everyone to work in customer-facing restaurant or retail jobs for at least six months at age 18 and again at age 45.

I would like both teams to lose. I will also accept a tie.

Taylor Swift bought a house in Cleveland (burbs but close enough) and now has a song called Cleveland!? It’s time… Time for her to buy the Browns.

“Allison, why do you have so many pre-saved alarm possibilities on your phone?” Well, because apparently my phone’s auto setting for new alarms is no sound, and then when I set new alarms I don’t notice they have no sound and I oversleep for appointments!

The fact that this is probably one of the coldest summers in Charlottesville I’ll have for the rest of my life is fuckibg insane. I’m just going to be a sweaty mess always. Please do not judge how I look or smell, I’m just trying my best.

This is how I learned my grandparents lived across the street from a data center for more than 10 years 😅

Mets Mets Mets!

Well, at least my anxiety around tornado warnings is long gone and I don’t throw up immediately during them anymore 😅

Ugh I hate weather.

Well charlottesville didn’t block all of fourth street off today, they just did whatever this is, so people keep driving down it not knowing it’s closed.

It’s actually too bad most local media outlets think routine meeting coverage is boring because you could have answers to things like this! In Charlottesville and Albemarle, the school boards discuss and vote on calendars, usually annually, at their meetings that no reporters attend nowadays.

Robert Pattinson is ruined for me from the twilight series — he’ll always be Edward Cullen. But maybe it’s only when he’s trying to be serious, because I didn’t feel this way about him in Mickey 17!

“Plenty more to come from New York New Jersey” lololololol (It’s actually just New Jersey)

Me when the men lose.

Me when the men lose.

RIP

Had to teach the interns about Mary Kate and Ashley today since one of them is pulling an all-nighter tonight and after finding out I immediately broke out in song and they looked at me like I was insane.

This week I saw disclosure day and sheep detective and I would only recommend one of them.

Me when a new york team wins a sports championship

The flopping in men’s soccer is really obnoxious.

Big if true

Union station in dc removing all the seating near the gates is really inconvenient!

Sitting in a bar on the upper east side actively rooting against all New York teams playing right now. Don’t tell anyone.

I hope the haslams sell the browns soon

A sad day for broccoli 💔🥦

Having flashbacks to 2017 with this sign.

I’m not really sure why I’m sharing this other than disbelief. If you watch the raw footage, someone walks up less than 30 seconds after he falls, doesn’t hit the stop button, stares, then goes down on the stairs and only tries to help for ~12 seconds. wtf. www.nbcboston.com/investigatio...

Me today