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They said it couldn't be done, making a thread about my general experiences in 2026... They were wrong. The 2026 Thread starts NOW

LOTTE LAMBRYS 2025 YEAR IN REVIEW ~TOP 5~ 1. The Netherlands 2. Digimon Story Time Stranger 3. Sex With My Partners 4. Constant Companions (Deluxe Edition) 5. Pizza Pasta

This is the one timer thing that annoys me in Warframe so far. Mostly because some equipment is locked behind increasing it.

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This is the one timer thing that annoys me in Warframe so far. Mostly because some equipment is locked behind increasing it.

Jesus Christ they just did the WE PLAY ROCK ROCK AND MORE ROCK [Imagine Dragons plays] joke on the in-ship radio Fucking awesome.

You're telling me I could have been collaring and shocking people at FGC events this whole fuckin time? Shit man I would have practiced GBVS WAY more if I knew.

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Honestly 30 minutes of intense back and forth where the other person is left a stuttering, convulsing mess is just kind of how sex normally goes anyway so. In my wheelhouse already.

Always funny to run a reply by my partners and be told to my face "Yeah that's too much." Like when even Cynthia says it I have to concede even though they're usually very much an enabler.

You're telling me I could have been collaring and shocking people at FGC events this whole fuckin time? Shit man I would have practiced GBVS WAY more if I knew.

Gonna start rolling up to Digimon TCG regionals like "Okay put this on. Every time I clear a security I get to press this button."

I always knew it would get me if I tried it but damn it GOT me "Yeah play as a fuckable bio suit while you slide around with awesome movement and cut stuff apart with a katana" like say less

ah fuck i'm WAY into warframe. Damn it.

Fuckable isn't exaggerating by the way the community desire to fuck the suits is so overwhelming the devs added a dating mechanic relatively recently from what I understand Also just LOOK at them.

Random insane Edgerunners 2 thought Ebzna nfxrq Gnyvn gb grnpu uvz nobhg orvat na fgebat vaqrcraqrag jbzna naq V qrpvqrq gung Ebzna vf genafsrz pbqrq, npghnyyl. Fur'yy ernyvmr fbzr qnl.

Having someone be introduced as this ephemeral beauty doing gymnastics only to have her pin someone and say "why are you meat" is Yeah that's pretty good.

I'd like to think that Tamamita being the most influential and powerful is because everyone bends over backwards to help her because she's so adorable as opposed to the usual Tamamo MO

What I've gathered recently is that Yoshi (of Mario fame, presumably) is the arbitrator of Queerness in Valve's Deadlock

I knew Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games was tagged as Yuri but I figured it was basic subtext Girls Do Hobby type Yuri Holy shit Aya is GAY gay

I'm laying here trying to sleep and those 2 are watching fucking David McMysogyny videos in call They're all addicted to this stuff