Buzz Killington

Bring a flask to your next job interview. It shows that you're a cool daytime drunk who knows how to keep it on the down low

Me: double fisting tall boys and calling them the twin towers Everyone else at the 9 11 ceremony: how rude

My, "ask me about my blood boy" t-shirt has a lot of people asking rude questions 😩

Rolling queens of the stones age The guess who doors Widespread panic at the disco

Ladies, what is the optimal number of gacha games a man should be playing? I'm thinking five is the sweet spot cuz it shows dedication, but not hyper fixation. Thoughts?

They touch the ground

Considering getting my name tattooed on my forehead so people will stop getting my name wrong and calling me "Asshole", or "Baby dick". They're honestly not even close

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Need AI to start playing video games for me. I really need to get some work done

Discuss amongst yourselves: 50% drunk 100% of the time or 100% drunk 50% of the time?

What do you call a useless pelican? A pelican't

For your consideration: a fascist cow named Bullneato Moo Soleanie

We should abduct as many world leaders as possible and force them to compete in a reality tv game show

I'll sue you for 10 billion dollars

Broke- Streisand effect Woke- Epstein affect

Jesus watching you pee