Cribbage

Drop a closed restaurant that you still miss.

I've listened to the Milwaukee radio call more times than I can count. An all-timer.

youtu.be/3JWEGVpNIiQ?... Ready for the new Keeso project.

My kids after eating a ring pop.

the five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most Come quick! Someone is burgaling my miscellania! Go banana! Things are coming up Milhouse! I was saying Boo-urns. Gotta nuke something!

Cool story Hansel!

So Adley isn't coming back this season?

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

www.mlb.com/news/red-sox... Who does the current second-longest win streak belong to? You guessed it! The Angels coming in hot at 3 in a row!

www.theguardian.com/fashion/2026... Available soon at a Dan Flashes near you!

RIP Marc Johnson.

Love and Let Die, GNR

Michael Jackson was originally considered for the role of Jareth in the movie Labrynth. It wasn't until the director spoke with his son that they went and got Bowie.

www.mlb.com/news/players... Kristian Campbell would have made this list at the same time last year.

What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

Advertise your account with a gif:

tell me your pet’s name in a gif

stop scrolling, post two characters who bring you happiness

Slightly diminish a game. Hungry Hungry Hippies.

In play, run(s).

"DHS may be alluding to a 2008 incident when she was summoned to juvenile court after a fight with another girl outside a Dunkin’ Donuts over $8." You gotta look at her childhood in context: This is the typical course of adolescence in New England.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."

www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/her... If you have to sue for economic hardship caused by your purchase of Hershey candies, something has gone horribly wrong in your life.

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains

Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy's Joy of Cooking

What gif pops up when you type your name?

Change their name to slightly diminish a band: Death Cab for Fugly.

@cptowers.bsky.social You guys talked about ATL going to a 6-man ready of season impacting Sale and Strider. My hunch is that it won't matter, someone will get hurt and it'll be a 5 man again. Made me wonder - any idea what the longest a team has ever held a 6 man rotation?

When I pull my feet out from under the blankets our kittens scatter like it's the final boss

....Cretch?

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

The Rockies are being sued on the grounds that they are so bad, people at the stadium shouldn't be expected to watch the game.

This article was much more fun to read than I'd thought it would be when I clicked the link. www.reuters.com/world/africa...

My 8 year old told me that MrBrightside is actually a song about kidnapping and frankly I can't unhear that now.

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.