Cringenuity

Part of my deconstruction journey is having arguments with imaginary Christians who don’t mind their own business.

I’m afraid to ask who’s going to be the third one to go this week.

Laying here listening to a half dozen Caucasian c level officers use the term “shout out”.

It was my understanding that the words in Wordle were supposed to be somewhat common. Hardly the case for today’s puzzle. No one knows what that is. This is my fear when NYT took over. Absolute bullshit. #Wordle

I think F1 races would be far more interesting if they had JibJab faces of all the drivers above their cars during the race

Do not go ungroovy into that good night. Lounge, lounge against the dying of the light.

You know that mom & pop garage with the ancient dog dreaming in the oil-smell dusk, half ghost, half mascot, like it has always been there and always will be? This is my version of that.

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It used to be entertaining to watch a dystopian movie like The Running Man because you could never imagine living in a world like that.

My term of venery for a group group of people over 70 is a cholesterol of seniors. For a group under 18, it’s a frustration of teens.

Good evening from a very liminal Denny’s. Also, what happened to Moons Over My Hammy?

The work from home nature of my job means nobody knows who the fuck I am, even though I’ve been at the same employer for 21 years.

I recently bought a steam cleaner. It was gnawing at me, and I was bored, so I used it to clean my refrigerator today. Sorry, no before and after on that. My attention turned to the drain plugs in my sink. I may have gotten carried away, but I can’t recommend getting a steam cleaner enough.

Closed captioning 80’s TV shows informing me about sub-genres of funk I never knew existed.

A regret I have after being on this earth for so long are all the things I’ve never considered doing

You have to hand it to Trump. It takes me at least an hour to clear out all the awkward memories from my mind before I get to sleep. Where he can just sleep standing up after the awful shit he does. Perks of being a monster I guess.

I live under the notion that food should smell good in order to taste good. This excludes, all seafood, kimchi, and most importantly sauerkraut. I don’t understand how people can defend something so culinarily hideous.

Pistachio loves comfort. Teach me master.

If this song was on the radio, I wouldn’t turn it off, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to listen to it either. I just needed something with a dynamic cadence because these lights have a story to tell. Merry Christmas

KEXP is playing songs from all the artists that died this year. So far: - Nitzer Ebb - Soft Cell - David Lynch - Supertramp - The Alarm - D’Angelo What a brutal year.

My submission for photo of the year

Pistachio will sit like this all day if my arm didn’t get tired.

I’m sure Canada is great. But the only guy I ever knew from Canada would say “oh yeah that’s nothing“, every time I finished a story.

I’m watching Madmen for the first time. If it’s historically accurate, then it explains why previous generations looked so much older when they were the same age as millennials & Gen-Z are now. The smoking is so over the top it seems like a parody. Did they really smoke that much back then?

I hate fish as a food choice, but I love a good fisherman’s sweater.

I can do that thing where you sit down cross legged and stand up not touching your hands on the ground. Thanks to several weeks of lunges and banded leg raises for that ability. Also, I have no more back pain. Not bad for an aging Gen X-er.

Have you ever said something so stupid that the one person in the group that never says anything has to chime in and correct you? Has it happened more than once? At the very least, I’m not unaware.

What I wouldn’t give to see just one NFL player give thanks to our dark lord and master Lucifer for a game win.

Wife: How’s your hot chocolate? Me: The skin is so thick you could tattoo it.

I’m going to throw this out there like a bottle in the ocean. Has anyone seen High Maintenance? It has to be one of the best television shows ever made.

If anyone thinks SNL hasn’t been funny in years, go back and watch some episodes from the 90’s and then don’t have an opinion anymore.

My opinion for what it’s worth, on LLM’s is this, as a creative tool I’m in the Luddite camp. Make your own art. Enjoy art that has been made by human hands. As a productivity tool, I’m all in. I’m never going to Stackoverflow again and I’m never searching google for a recipe.

Watching the I Miss My Exes Dad skit on SNL realizing I’ve only had one ex (out of many) with a present and stable father figure. She was the most mentally unstable woman I’ve ever known, by miles. I didn’t really get along with her dad either.

I’m bored and don’t have a lot of social interaction, so I decided to open a new X account. Good Lord what a mistake.

One of the premium perks working from home is unlimited farts. Just letting them rip with zero worries.

I’m terrified that there will be a generation who will not remember a time before AI.

I was able to stop using Afrin cold turkey. No serious rebound congestion. Hallelujah no. I’d been using this stuff for years because Little Lord Fauntleroy here cant deal with stuffed nose.

I’ve noticed trumps reign of terror hasn’t been dominating headlines since Election Day. It won’t last, but it’s still a relief.

The candidates and the policies that billionaires oppose won. It’s too bad people didn’t understand that last year.

Remember when we had hope?

I am dumb. I’ve been using Afrin for years not knowing that rebound congestion is a thing. Currently detoxing. It’s a battle of wills between me and my nose.

Watching B2TF II because it’s leaving Netflix soon. They didn’t get much right about 2015, but they almost hit a bullseye with the Cubs winning the World Series.

Gen Alpha making me feel like… #GenerationX #GenX #GenAlpha #I’mOld

I love it when our kids get along

Market bathroom graffiti

I wonder if it’s more difficult to fall asleep as you age because there are much accumulated experiences in your brain to untangle before you nod off. By you I mean me.

The most painful part of losing a pet is immediately after, when the details of who they were are still fresh in your mind and it feels like they are supposed to be there. After that, it’s a while after they have passed and you realize that you are starting to forget.

I watched A Perfect Neighbor. and aside from a high level of infuriation throughout, I flipped my lid at how polite the cops were to her when they said they were taking her to jail and she repeatedly told them “No”…knowing full well if she was black they would knocked her out and hog tied her.

It has been more than a decade since I’ve seen a salad fingers video. But I still recognized David Firth’s voice in the latest episode of Smiling Friends. #SmilingFriends #SaladFingers