Cris Crosspoints

That feel when YouTube has been doing checks on your 1 minute short for the last 45 minutes and STILL ISN'T DONE. Bruh, is your AI searching every frame to catch me goofin? Ain't there actual scams happening on your site? Why you checking it like:

I am having a whole inner battle about whether or not to talk about that next time. And the "Stay Positive" side is LOSING. Should we talk about it?

Seeing people go from supporting Shadow ALL MONTH saying he no diffs to switching up after the G1 is some cowardly shit. Bruh its a 50/50. SUPPORT YOUR GOAT.

Me seeing a new 2D Metroid AND 3D Kirby come to save a 6/10 Direct at best

So what's funnier? The fact that people were (and still are) somehow denying this after a montage of every scene of her in the series to the song "Isn't SHE lovely?" Or that Jax fumbled so hard that she canonically torpedoed any chance of her 2 besties getting to enjoy the sex update together?

Welp I saw it. Not the best but, I'd say its pretty decent when you don't have annoying people in your ear saying it's bad. The worst part was when someone's baby decided to not shut up halfway through. Sidenote: People who bring their literal infants to movies are the actual worse. Stop it

So I randomly got like multiple suggestions for Miltank vs Homelander and was "What?" And then I saw this.

5 outta 5 right this year. The streak continues

Welp, I watched the finale. Hey remember when this dropped and people were ready to see how crazy this season got? Good times. Anyway, he's nowhere near country level and will not be scaled as such after the one short I made with him using the high end calcs.

This is why I can't bring myself to hate this episode. Was the scaling terrible? Absolutely. Gru didn't get a lot of cool shit and Megamind got downplayed to NOTHING. But real effort did go into this episode and I'm willing to give them props for that.

Welp today's the day. The prediction is out. The scripts in case I'm right or wrong are written. Time to see whether my streak of winning predictions keeps up. Honestly I wouldn't mind too much if it don't since I do like Megamind a bit more but, lets see what happens.

So my friend sent me this. I know it's not completely wrong and I realize I did a whole short saying that Caine is 100% responsible for his actions. But also, how dare you slander my mentally ill AI friend like this.

So I'm watching the Megamind show and the first episode has a character who I can only describe as the salt guy from Jimmy Neutron but not funny and written to be a worst version of Screwball from Spider-Man. His name is Dude Monkey and I hate him so much, I now believe God doesn't love us.

Jax is so fucked. Also bought tickets. Also also, I'm realizing the only movie tickets I've bought this year are for indie productions made by YouTube people. Neat

So I got bored and watched a surprisingly decent camera rip of the Mario Galaxy movie while editing. As a Mario fan: Damn Rosalina got done dirty. As a powerscaler: Damn Rosalina got done dirty. As a movie fan: Damn Rosalina got done dirty.

You know the sad thing is, even if Reze does somehow manage to win today's Death Battle, I don't even know if people would count it as a legit dub or just a pity win. Either way I'm hoping she wins just cause it would be really funny. On that note: Imma go nap now

You know I've gotten multiple suggestions for Caine match ups and everytime I try writing a script, I get distracted thinking about how that would even work and the horrific implications of either the characters being stuck in the digital circus or Caine being out in the real world

Pretty sure there's a very well animated Smash trailer showing Pit getting his ass handed to him by Link

Don't forget that both are COMPLETELY dependent on chainscaling to the main characters of their series

The funniest thing about this picture is if they used current Tien, you could make a solid argument for him winning. But nope. Instead they used a version of Tien weaker than Radiz.

Aww fuck, I completely forgot about Valentines Day. Alright lads, what are some of your favorites couples in media?

Damn I got a lot of cool shit I wanted confirmed today. Life is pretty cool sometimes

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel! The Owl House: The Long-Lived King Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

LETS FUCKING GO

Alright Markiplier. I'm expecting absolute cinema

Seems Daisy took this whole “dress up for your date” thing a bit too seriously, leaving poor Luigi at a loss for words <3 #nintendo #supermario #luaisy #comic

Scrappy-Doo looking ass Luigi

I would also like to add it took YouTube *4 MINUTES* to change its mind. This is why I'm gonna start streaming soon dude. YouTube and TikTok are scary

Well not exactly what I wanted my return to BlueSky to be but: To anyone wondering why the video I posted today disappeared its cause YouTube decided to do this cool thing where it said no issues were found but then IMMEDIATELY changed it's mind to "Nah fuck you" I'll fix it and post it tomorrow

Bruh. Kid Gohan is more than enough. Who put him up against Beast Gohan? Powerplex?

So after further research on Dante and Clive I've come to the conclusion: Yeah this is a full on "vibes" match where its so close its hard to tell who actually got it. I'm leaning a bit more for Dante cause he has more to pull from. Buuuuut FF16 is underrated AF so I kinda hope he wins

So on one hand: The Thing is my favorite horror movie of all time and the idea of seeing more practical effects is awesome. On the other: The movie is perfect and ended perfectly and it's hard to think of a way do to a sequel that covers new ground without changing a LOT about it

RetroAchievements are fucking amazing by the way. And if you want to play Nintendo games without breaking the bank on modern shit, this is a FANTASTIC way to replay some favorites

Bruh, I know Nintendo and Pokémon aren't trying to cause legal issues while making legally distinct Pokémon Minecraft

So I've been wanting to start streaming for a while now since it's another way to connect with you guys, but: 1. I'm nervous as fuck about it 2. Basically, the only games I'm interested in streaming are Nintendo ones, and Nintendo keeps being shitty. So I want your guys' thoughts on the matter

So fun fact: Tomorrow is my birthday. Kirby Air Ride was one of my favorite multiplayer games growing up, and this was the game that I was most excited for during the direct. So I'm pretty sure Sakurai just loves me personally

You know I was actually pretty excited to work and release today's video. Its a character I know a lot about so I could pull some deep cut references. And then my back was like "Nah, fuck you. Ya pulled something or some shit" and now I'm doing stretches just so I can walk right. Rude.

"It was me, John. I made Garth Ennis hate superhero comics so that you'd be written as the WORST HERO OF ALL TIME" Very nice art, dude. To anyone else who wants to make drawings, by all means, just tag me, and I'll get to it... eventually

@criscrosspoints.bsky.social I made some fanart based on the Reverse Flash vs Homelander Fight

Emerging from the void to bring ya’ll a silly drawing that I spent way too long procrastinating on lol 😂 #supermario #mario #luigi #digitalart #fanart

So I'm in the middle of entertaining guests and playing Donkey Kong with said guests. I'm exhausted, fresh off of work, and am gonna TRY to put out a short today. But I want it to be known: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Deku is gonna punch Miles into goop. If I'm right: Neat If not: Oof

Ok so I have no real opinion on Last of Us. I played the multiplayer on the PS4, thought it was fun, and that's about it. But this series is reaching Kingdom Hearts levels of re-releases. Can Sony give me SOMETHING Bloodborne related before I die?

You know, I'm realizing that I should probably update on here every now and then to say: "Hey. I am in fact working on stuff. Here's what I'm doing right now"

okay since bluesky decided that my gif couldn’t be uploaded as such… boom! video version!