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Enjoying being spaced out in various Bangkok waiting rooms, it's what travel is all about 💅💅

Be careful when talking shit about weird misogynist freaks on bsky.app lest you be visited by cushbomb wario

Getting on to this week's hotel's WiFi and speedtest.net is taking 3 minutes to load

A truly depraved and soul sick society

Give my ass a noble prize for coming up with this shit in my fridge free room

Literally every single ad I see now on YouTube is either something barely discernable shot on a phone or the lowest effort ai slop imaginable. Like a month ago I was still getting car ads and shit.

Saudia Arabia publicly executes bioware for suspected sorcery.

200 hundred channels and nothing but Arse

The unc cost fallacy.

Our revenge will be the laughter of our children, playboy.

Plz share widely I'm trying to get banned 🙏🙏

Imagine the karmic boost you would get for killing this guy with a claw hammer.

Thinking back to the time I got 250 quid for spending a few hours directing a video about Verne troyer (mini me to the uncultured) arsing about a rainy and depressing Belfast not long before he went back to LA and took his own life. youtu.be/0uWHtAANKLU?...

I never watched a single episode of Seinfeld when it was being broadcast because it'd open with a bit of jerry doing stand up that was so viscerally repellent I'd have to immediately switch off the fuckin Tele. Still haven't seen an episode.

Clearly a society routinely jerking it to women being strangled is one that is profoundly broken and unhealthy, but this isn't gonna do shit, all porn in UK is watched through a VPN since they started to require your birth certificate to watch the bucking scene in Excalibur.

Fuck yeah, grim is the best video game video guy by a fuckin mile and honestly what is 2 hours to your sorry ass? NOTHING, IS WHAT.

Flicking through my holiday selfies and noticing an ominous shadowy dick getting closer to my ass in each successive picture.

American was founded by generations of immigrants who left behind their extended families and ties to their culture and crossed oceans in search of a longer car.

Having one of ribs surgically removed so my old ass can bend over and tie my shoes.

Shifty shell-shock is now in the craziest town of all.......hell.

It's one of the great regrets of his life that he didn't get to see the culmination of the 'underworld' films.

youtu.be/pGsZdaGu654?... Did Joe hisashi have an EDM version of 'a town with an ocean view' blasting out of a Thai fuckshop in mind when he wrote it? We can never truly know, but I'm going to say, probably.

Little do the sex workers and hustlers of Bangkok's seedy underbelly know that far from being interested in their tawdry wares I'm actually listening to 'When the Clock Broke: Con Men, Conspiracists, and How America Cracked Up in the Early 1990s' as I walk by.

Had a dream about being made to join the RUC and storm a loyalists house who was shooting at me and I was wearing my Dacia Dusters bonnet as chest armour.

If leftists alienate veterans who will be around when they need someone to wet themselves during a fireworks display?

Find somebody who loves you as much as Thai social events love child endangerment

Finally got my hands on some.

I prefer my barbarity to be conducted behind closed doors thank you very much.

Ah yes, Joe Biden famous ally to the Palestinian cause.

Snake eating it's own ass.

Put on this Thai hitler-ween mask this year and experience the most horrifying spectre of all ...WOKENESS

I interviewed this jug eared addlepate years ago when he was culture minister and he couldn't name a single nationalist cultural tradition while standing in the middle of a cultural festival surrounded by them. A true and profound fuckin simpleton.

In Bangkok, experiencing pretty heavy storms and my room is flooding, pray that your boy can make it out of this with a deluxe river view suite upgrade 🙏🙏🙏

Basically smartphones have done to us as a society what the silver shamrock masks did in Halloween 3.

My parents let me watch 'the thing' when I was FUCKING FOUR.

Man that's really bad, I hope it doesn't discourage Innaritu from retiring and never making a fucking film again.

Obsession (2026) is just baby's first Bible Black (20??) but y'all ain't ready for that conversation.

MFW my acerbic and extremely on the nose satires of the chthonic impulses of the quotidian American bloodlust were actually, in retrospect, too tame.

Restoring justice by mashing someone's cock and balls into a paste with a big mallet 🔨🔨

Reminds me of this all-timer piece of shit tweet from an account that's STILL UP

This is an absolute disgrace and a source of great shame for the noble and venerable chihuahua.

youtu.be/5xx7gBc0ymY?... 18 fuckin minutes and it's not even the climax of the film

Nailing my pro sexual assault thesis to the church door in defense of a uncanny looking midwit who makes essays called 'the asymptomatic horrors of crash bandicoot 2'