CrispityBits

Freak in the streets, freak in the sheets. I'm a fucking freak everywhere.

It's here! Got number 30, and a banger colour pallet! Built in bite handle indicator Featuring: My dog! #balisong #squidindustries

Someone take this idea: Enamel pin but balisong, 3 pieces where the blade has the pin hole. Do collabs? Different Bali makers different pins? Id buy tf out of a krake raken pin #balisong

Who else managed to get their hands on the last swordfish drop??? I barely managed #balisong #squidindustries

All I do is flick bean

Jeef berky

I LOVE schizophrenia posting it's my fa- what? Hey what

If you the type of bitch to have a phone call in public on speaker, you should absolutely not be allowed to drive, have insurance, or a home

Munchin on that thing like a sharkootery board. Chark... Charcooteri... Sharcoo... Ch...

Pro tip don't dive wrong you'll burst an eardrum (I definitely don't have first hand experience)

Kitteh #cats

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Don't come crawling to me when I shit if you can't handle my fart

We have written down so many nicknames for Sylus (pfp) that I can no longer say them all in one breath

I would like to apologise for this post #balisong

She crawl on my dungeon til I carl

Yo does anybody have a pic of that goofily long balisong somebody brought to blade show?? #balisong

@dril.bsky.social I was listening to a podcast and heard them say "I saw a dril tweet the other day." Yo dude are you like, big ups? Big man? What the kids would say "popular"?

2nd cousin to lil Uzi vert

I'm hitting propane cocaine Pop a jaw give em head pain Plant it on my opps water main Watch yo shit stay in yo lane

Bomboclaat

Don't go to the chiropractor. They're scammers. Go to a massage therapist, they actually provide relief long term

Ember stopped being an asshole just long enough for silver to come say hi #cats

NEW! Subway flavored table saw blades

@willhirsch.gay YESSSSSSS THANK YOU MY BALISONG NUNCHUCK ADDICTION CAN CONTINUE #balisong

SPOILERS FOR THE UNTIL DAWN REMAKE: I'm gonna kill you josh

I drink gasoline

Mitch McConnell's nipples are for sale

It's not the final fantasy if there's 14 of them

Switch tuah

Guerrilla tactic prostate exam

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Dude there's a lemonade in the fridge you can have it don't smell it or anything just take a big swig and have some dude it's yummy and homemade

We smoking heavy machinery. We smoking critical engine components. We smoking forged steel engine head.

Tried making food cuz I was drunk

Murder? I hardly know her!

Till death do us fart 😂😂😂😂

Lobotomize all gooners

HES!!! IN THE GOT DANG!! BOXED!! #cats

I do actually flip knives lel #balisong #balisongflipping

Dick so good it make you scream. Dick so good it make yo PC faster. Dick so good it help you with yo homework. Dick so good they tryna take it from you. Dick so good it got nominated for an Emmy. Dick so good it's getting promoted. Dick so good it paid its own way through college through grants and

At my plugs crib had them LED string lights out bali lookin banger, slime, dancin in my hands like I'm flipping these bitches live on camera, $9 a month, subscription based throwing and swinging, blade twisting max aura, sling blades like I sling bricks, I'm cooking with cutlery #balisong #ledlights

Breaking!!! Drug orgy officially announced at the fentagon

They got me using fallout type beat shit at work

I think I should be the only person filtering things on social media, and no posts get to be public until I and I alone approve them.

Got my Wii back from my brother

Goodness he's cute #dog

If Jesus died for our sins, who died for our cos and tan? *Bursts into flames as demon hands reach from the ground and pull me to hell*

I JUST FUCKING CRUSHED MY FINGER UNDER A COFFEE MACHINE FUCK