Critical Error

Critical Error

@criticalerror.win

33 M small big gay lion in a Chicagoland polycule. Abrosexual & Abroromantic I love Ajani Goldmane. MTG nerd. FGC nerd. DnD nerd. DIY nerd. Will probably nerd out about VGC, broken Warframe builds, KH lore, or card game combos that go infinite at you.

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Fuck device designers who actively choose to glue the battery into the device in such a way that the battery is glued to key components of said device and battery replacement becomes virtually impossible without breaking it.

New Dragon Crit lore?: His kobold followers are all partially colorblind and think he's red. He's also partially colorblind and thinks they're all brown. :V Is this anything?

Definitely loved doing FM this year! Managed to hand out all the slap bracelets I brought, suited way more than I thought I'd be able to manage, danced for hours on end, met a whole bunch of cool fluffs, partied hard, fucked harder, and got to let the lion inside live outside for a bit! :3

Also had way more positive interactions with the keyblade prop than I expected to the point where I'm kinda considering leaning into the aesthetic harder. Tiny crown on the head, blue sea salt ice cream cooling fan, etc. Gotta snag a comm of Cyberpunk keyblade warrior Crit now! Accepting key ideas!

So you're telling me that Riot made a new player friendly, easy to play shoto and on top of that, they gave the kit to LUX. Lux is THE champion they just throw a new skin at any time they need to print money. And they didn't think to put that in the release roster? Nah 2XKO kinda deserved to die.

The map tried. Apparently the closest result matched Connecticut residents. Guess I'm just not Midwestern enough! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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A swing and a miss from the good ol' dialect map. It was real close to getting the state right but then took a hard swerve into Oklahoma at the last question. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

"I'm gonna create a new, perfect multiverse with no Phyrexians (dead), no Eldrazi (dead or sealed away), and no Bolas! (sealed until Jace fucked it up with his "plan" here) BTW in my perfect multiverse, my dead friends are still dead because I forgot about them already!" - Jace probably.

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NSFW alt of the previous art featuring my Smearglesona by @SmokeadoAlma on Telegram. Seriously, you should commission em! They always deliver quality stuff~

"Hey, wanna see a magic trick?" Tagg wants to show ya something legendary!~ Zeraora is a mythical Pokemon, not a legendary! Tagg, you trickster! That dang Smeargle could give any Zorua or Zoroark a run for their money in the mischief department.

2 tornadoes where we lose power in less than 30 days? Fuck me I guess. Right after I got some food restocked to replace the food that spoiled from the last outage too..

One more World Lion Day post because I don't post the art I get online as often as I should! Be careful who you run into while roaming the streets or else ya might find yourself subjected to a sudden blackout!

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Art featured comes from @marco_snow, @FoxxRage, @junma_png, and @Bakedalisu! I found all of these amazing artists on Telegram!

A few years back, I got an animation commission sketched out for me. This last weekend I took that, cleaned up the lines, messed with the frames to give it a proper loop and a little wiggle, and finally added some color! I'm super happy with the result.

Original animation I started from was made by @KittyKittenz on Telegram. Thanks so much for giving me the OK to further enhance this already fantastic piece!

Smoked some shit that was so good it cured my depression for a night, so today I'm giving my bong the thorough cleaning it deserves which has been long overdue.

Dragon Crit, but he has tiny matching kobolds who bring him many shinies. The shinies are computer components. They're mostly obsolete and usually worth more as scrap, but he uses them to create shitty little PCs for his kobold friends to play Space Cadet 3D Pinball.

League Classic but the classic reporting system comes back too so when you say slurs in chat instead of getting instantly banned by an automated system, the report goes to a guy spam clicking through cases to get enough IP to afford a rune.

People need to realize the report as AI slop option on LinkedIn isn't some sudden shift towards an anti-AI stance. They just want users to train their AI slop machines to hide better for free. Obvious slop posts get reported and stealth slop posts don't, so they get better at making the latter.