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DogBitch Barkbarkbarkbarkbark 🥂 ✨️ 33 Recovering Loser Vet Trauma Dumper Narcissist I play fetch with memes I like comfy shit and shitposting Wife: @aut0hfocus.bsky.social Monogamous DMs open for Friendly banter NSFW Minors DNI

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Old lady at work gifted me crangrape preserves. Im returning the jar with a new canning lid, but this morning I get to make an english muffin with it. Gonna toast it in my bacon grease from the slices I made earlier. I should cook breakfast this early more often I think. Pancake arc upcoming

New Englanders are interesting. I don't think Ive ever met a more literal demographic of americans before. Down south, you say everything in roundabout, meandering, and outright wrong ways. People up here want everything exact and short, and I feel like the mismatch is difficult to navigate.

If I'm short and precise I feel rude and guilty like I'm not putting effort into the conversation, and they seem to react better, but it makes it, less then enjoyable. Maybe I'm just an annoying redneck who yaps too much, but yeah, thats my observation of the day.

I kinda feel bad for my coworker. She got scheduled a heavy week, which is what they used to schedule me every week. Shes softly crashing out, and is Hella pissy. I handed her the cleaning list because if you know how to sandbag its the easiest thing to sandbag, but apparently that wasnt it pack.

Counting 20k in product is lame. Everyone is boring this early. No one talks, or jokes, or laughs. They just work. Its high key depressing. When I run the morning crew we are usually belting out alley cat karaoke by hour 2.

Worst part about inventory. My entire department is refrigerated shelves. My hands, they are so cold, and don't want to respond to my commands. Id wear gloves but then I lose the tactile sensitivity I need to count with my fingertips. But I counted it all. Now I get to throw boxes

Co-worker gave me a dozen fresh eggs. These do taste different. Im not sure how to articulate that with words, but this is probably the best omlette ive made, and I did nothing different. Now Im gonna study eggs and learn why

I have learned things pack. Here is what I learned They are fed a different diet, and because they are newer the proteins and such have not broken down giving it a slightly firmer structure that helps it hold shape while cooking in a skillet. The more ya know.

My dog is adorable. I wake up at like 3 or 4am everyday and usually can't go back to sleep, as soon as she hears me move she gets up, says good morning, then shuffles over to her crate and chew her toy while I scroll in my bed. She's a good dog.

Puppygirl pilot beating a code jockey near lifeless until they finish compiling an AI of her dead Handler from thousands of hours of operations, because she misses having a purpose given to her New Handler pointing a laser pointer at the target to keep her on track, because its cheaper then removal

Dogwoman handler who keeps recording her dying houndgirls neural nets, so she can chip them into the next houndgirl, until the newest hound's ego looks like a house of mirrors. Compiling the final chip and selling it off to the highest bidder as the "Pack Project"

46 worlds have been terraformed into Hive worlds. All barren worlds were terraformed into random habitable worlds and then abandoned giving the rethallian species an oppurtunity to settle more worlds and grow before I splintered them. They seem to be robots now.

I have a regular that loves to catch me in a conversation then try to guess my name Iike its game. Girl, its literally on the name tag, its a masc name. I do not need to change it to a new fem one, but at this point its become a game for me. Today's name was Vicky.

Maxed out tech tradition tree and I abandoned 30 planets and probably close to 100 solar systems to give the AI a chance to like evolve and re-establish. One AI empire exsists, Im tempted to open up the wormhole to let them explore the newly abandoned area so they can expand and then splinter.