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Trump's new cabinet

Trump would charge admission to visit his grave.

Mitch McConnell's skeleton is on government salary.

If Trump slaughtered 5000 Americans, would MSM cover it?

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I hope we get to see a video of all that white house gold shit coming down.

No death for me this week, so I guess I start my taxes.

I guess we're not talking about Epstein now.

I wonder if Donald Trump will want us to check our 401ks today?

It's pretty convenient for Trump that Epstein killed himself

🧵The man on the left is Thomas Kramer He's the other Epstein in Trump's life for over 35 yrs He's the guy who developed South Beach, had a dungeon in his 5 Star Island mansion that drugged girls would wake up in, and his infamous sex lair bedroom w whips & teddy bears Brace yourself for this read

My desire to pay taxes to this government is zilch.

Trump voters voted for a pedophile

For Halloween, Steven Miller is dressing up as himself

Donald Trump is raping us all

Fort Knox on Trump's last day in office

Elect a felon, expect to be robbed.

Trump's 2028 campaign: vote for me, and I'll give you your food supply back.

MAGA trying to keep up with the White House decor

Queen for the day

Trump would use nukes before releasing the Epstein files

📌Republicans are shutting down our government, our military is in our streets, perceived enemies are being prosecuted, our FBI is firing "disloyal" people at will, and the bedrock of a Democracy, our vote, is under attack. This is a fascist regime as sure as I am typing this, and WE CANNOT SUBMIT.

Why did I have to praise Charlie Kirk before the ATM gave me my money?

How soon will we be watching Laura Trump on late night?

The right must know the shooter will never be found as they pile on against the left, rather robustly.

What Trump won't do to get us to stop talking about Epstein

I'd like to see Mexican troops rounding up expats living in their country. Maybe put them in a detention center.

So, how much did the Pedo Patio cost the taxpayers?

My neighbor said he ended 4 wars last week.

Well, if he's dead, might as well release all the Epstein files.

Trump might start thinking about entering his spider hole.

The cankles probably have their own luggage

White House switch board: How may I direct your call? Me: Bribery department please WH switch board: Hold please

I predict that next quarter the government will report job numbers the likes that nobody has ever seen before.

Wonder if ICE will start hiring immigrants once they can't meet their hiring quota.

Trump would start a nuclear war to deflect from Epstein

Has ICE arrested and deported any Russians?

I feel as though the government would only have my back if I were a white billionaire

Will the US President make any money today for himself?

Is Trump's goal for the dow $0?

Here's to better times

I certainly hope the White House is keeping a running tally of how much they are looting us for.

Department of Education OUT Department of Stupidity IN