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Double J looks different than I remember.

That guy got so angry I wouldn’t blame “stupid voters” and “the media” for the Democrats losing the election that he lost his ability to read and decided I was somehow defending Trump. Just keep blaming everyone else and try the same shit in 4 years. Lose again. Whatever.

Andrew Witty is the CEO of UnitedHealth Group. In case anyone wanted to know. For no particular reason.

I’m not religious, but I would allow my cock to be used as a temporary home for hurricane victims. Because I’m a great guy. No religion needed.

Short yardage playcalling should be the easiest thing an OC does. Why is it so hard for AVP?

NFL offensive coordinators over complicate their jobs. If I’m playing the Patriots defense, I’d just run every down. You’d win like 55 to 3.

I would bench him. 7 lost fumbles, right? Insane.

Got his money, now he’s a fumbling machine. #Patriots

If this ends up a blowout this might be the game that gets Mayo fired. Figure the Bills are gonna wipe them out twice. Ending the season with 3-4 embarrassing games? You HAVE to fire Mayo. The fans will revolt. #Patriots

What's interesting about Twitter vs BlueSky is the amount of time scrolling vs posting. Since I started using this account a few weeks ago, I spent more time on this app than on twitter by like 4X. But I find myself posting more on twitter because everything there pisses me off.

lol Trump’s going to have to bend the knee to CANADA. If he can’t beat CANADA in a trade war, how the fuck is he going to deal with China??? Americans elected the dumbest man ever. Can’t wait for $10 gas! Whooohoo!

Second Trump plague incoming.

I’ve changed my mind. I fully support what that guy in NY did and he’s a fucking hero.

This is why that CEO got shot and the whole internet is celebrating it.

I’m not in favor of shooting anyone dead in the middle of Manhattan, but as someone who spent a year fighting to get my insurance company to approve a simple Cholecystectomy I can certainly understand the motive and, frankly, depending on the details of the story, I might allow it….

Everyone getting all huffy and mad about Biden pardoning his kid is disingenous, looking to score political points making a stupid argument, and would do the exact same thing Biden did were they in the same position. The outrage is pathetic.

Fucking grifters. The entire government is run by fucking grifters now.

I’ve been ignoring politics but did Putin just openly threaten Trump’s safety if he doesn’t stay in line, and then Trump took it like a bitch because Putin owns him? Did that just happen? Has MAGA commented?

The Cavs are an unserious basketball team.

How’d Luke get stuffed into the Turkey?! 😂😂😂

“We want you to do all those things you said, just not to us” is what basically every MAGA thinks. It’s how their brain works. And it’s the reason why they need to actually suffer and feel loss to understand an issue. Which is why I want them to suffer. So they learn.

I mean. Doesn’t Drake have friends? Like, ANY real friends? Why did people let him do this? This is the biggest L in the history of Ls.

OUR UNICORN IS BACK!!! Let’s fucking go!!!!!!! #Celtics

Down 16 with 10 minutes left?

This is a fire-everyone type performance.

Yes please.

The worst coached team in all of professional sports. Your New England Patriots. Nice double pass.

By the way, this means clean house. A completely fresh start. I don’t want any Belichick holdovers. Nobody from this staff deserves to come back. Nobody.

How. In the fuck. Was that a false start????

You have to fire this entire coaching staff. It’s so bad. They aren’t well coached in any area. They’re bad at every situational thing in football. This isn’t going to get better. You know with coaches. We know. They have to fire everyone or it will stay this way. #Patriots

Not one penalty on Miami so far, guess they just play clean.

Ok now it’s time to look into corruption. This has been the most lopsided official I have ever seen. It doesn’t matter. Gonna lose anyway. But I have never seen anything like this. They even fucking up an easy replay review. It’s so bad, DraftKings accounts need to be checked. #Patriots

Absolute bullshit. That was a clear false start on the right tackle, especially by the standard they called the Patriots offensive line for. This had been the worst officiated game of the season so far. You can’t fuck up presnap penalties. Unreal. #Patriots

3 years of bad coaching has just ruined my enjoyment of football. How the fuck do you fall for the “draw them offsides” play? What does Mayo do during the week? This team never seems prepared. Just fire the guy. Stop wasting my time. #Patriots

Drake Maye deserves a better football team. #Patriots

Not one of these has been false starts. Not one. #Patriots

That the 2nd phantom false start?

I watch the Chiefs left tackle false start 50 times a game if that’s a false start. #Patriots

Decent Patriots list if you’re just getting started here and want Patriots content on your feed.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you are driving on a road where the speed limit is 35 MPH or higher, do not, I repeat, DO NOT under ANY circumstances stop to let someone pull out of a side road. You’re just making things worse. Keep driving. Do not slow down.

Every once in a while someone has an idea that I’m absolutely bullshit I didn’t come up with myself.

ITS HAPPENING THE MOST IMPORTANT CUP IN ALL OF SPORTS THAT DOESNT REALLY COUNT IS COMING HOME TO BOSTON!!!!! #CityOfChampions

This was pretty great.

Steelers loss and the Patriots still have a shot at a bye!

You sick bastard! That’s a war crime.

My Twitter account is now exclusively for trolling MAGA and anyone who follows that turd TurtleBoy. I’ve officially made the transition here. Be ready for some of the worst sports takes you’ll ever read anywhere, and lots of Boston homerism @bsky.app.

Just followed everyone back, if I missed you, let me know.

Been thinking about this as I still kinda feel like the #Patriots should move on from Mayo: Has the defensive coaching really been that bad? They’re middle of the pack statistically. Are they middle of the pack in talent? Given who they’ve had healthy? I think they’re bottom 5 in talent.

So to win the NBA World Cup or whatever, the #Celtics basically need to win their remaining 2 games by like 30 points each, and they need the Cavs or someone to beat Atlanta? That right?

The #Celtics are the kings of the East until they decide they're not. The Cavs aren't it. Needed an EPIC 2nd half performance by Tony Brothers to even make this a game.