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Christopher Robin Zimmerman Not running for governor of Minnesota Knowledge Management lead, MNIT Services KFAI presenter (Weekend on Demand @weekend.crz.mn / Dollar Bin @dollarbin.crz.mn) Wrote those funny Nitro recaps in 1999 karaoke superstar he/him

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Ilhan Omar
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I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

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I DID IT I DID IT I ripped 18 CDs of former PBS Premium collections (two 1960s sets that appear to have first been offered 15 and 24 years ago, respectively) before they land in Mom's player and be brand new to her (Bless the secondary market; bless my 2012 Macbook Pro's optical drive)

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Clearly, that was not an argument I ever intended to make. Cool ratio, by the way

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This skeet should disqualify the original poster from ever, ever being taken seriously about local Minneapolis politics and the replies do a better job of explaining why than I could so just go dive into the replies

Charlie Rybak@charlierybak.bsky.social

Michael Baskins, running for Minneapolis School Board, has a really impressive background and vision. Lots here on transparency and financial responsibility. He's a mechanical engineer and emphasizes collaboration. Seems like exactly what we need. baskinsforschoolboard.com/my-vision/

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"Dialogue with representatives!" "Please do not bring baseball bats to the Ward 7 Community Conversation"

taylr@taylordahlin.com

elizabeth shaffer is so pro waymo she is bringing one of their vehicles into loring park along with representatives from the company on october 22 feels weird to have an elected official promoting a private business to this extent. waymo is not a public service or public good

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Anyway, I was amazed that Uncles Al and Kirk ONLY talked about a hail mary during the final Steelers plays as it sure seemed obvious to try to get a chunk pass, get into field goal range and make the tying field goal for overtime... but I suppose Al and Kirk said a lot of amazing things last night

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NFL Network ended their rebroadcast of the Thursday Night Football game promptly at 3am, except there was still 5:40 left in the 4th quarter. It's like they are begging for me to go find a commercial-free copy on the BitTorrents instead of enduring their 50,000 DealDash AI ads in real time

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Wes Burdine
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Thank you, Dan for doing the googling on the latest conservative astroturf campaign in St. Paul

Dan Marshall@danmarstp.marshallwords.com

Well, Wes, this sent me down a bizarre astroturf rabbit hole. Let's see who the super creeps behind this are! WakeUpSaintPaul.org is a generic site with some bogus survey likely designed to collect names. It says its a "project of the Domestic Policy Caucus".

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Oh, that reminds me! It finally happened to me. Michele Tafoya asked me for $15

Monax@monax.bsky.social

Boy, the Democratic Spam Text Factory is working overtime today... NOBODY GETS $5 JUST STOP TEXTING ME YOU IDIOTS

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(considers quick detour on the way home) nah, someone else surely will have already rescued him

Wes Burdine@wesburdine.bsky.social

After spending years in the bar basement being moved around by employees to scare one another, Dayne is finally being retired 

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OH MY GOD FIRST AVENUE POWERED THEIR BLOOSKI BOT BACK ON

First Avenue@firstave.bsky.social

Tonight at First Avenue Igorrr with Secret Chiefs 3 and Violent Magic Orchestra 6:30 PM Doors 7:30 PM Violent Magic Orchestra 8:20 PM Secret Chiefs 3 9:30 PM Igorrr Tickets: https://buff.ly/EfNfcp6 18+ https://t.co/8JEsznaqBi

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Niche skeet: Getting extreme "MIKAN on YouTube" vibes from the possibly royalty-free music in the background of this Treasure Island Resort & Casino ad in the "local" spot on Monday Night Football

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Oh boy! Commanders/Cowboys or Jaguars/Broncos, what a fantastic choice of afternoon NFL programming

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Oh wow Packers win! Why's our kicker wearing a running back's number? Who cares they won!

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I'd like the Packers and Jets for making this game take so long FOX had no choice left but to switch to it

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How innnnnnnteresting, I've received a Michele Tafoya-style text from... John Fetterman (Way less sexy, tho)

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(I actually have ALREADY "decided for myself" about Sen. Fetterman ... oh, and Ms. Tafoya)