Chrispy Chicken Noodle

Sad to read this news. 'Let Him Have It' is still one of my favourite films. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/oc...

Although the Manics will always be my favourite band, I can't listen to this all the way through because the single versions of songs are on this, including the butchered 'Motorcycle Emptiness'.

Saw the Ghosts film this afternoon. An absolute pearl of a movie.

Harry Potter and the OrDDR of the Phoenix.

Well, that was almost entirely fucking shit. #totp

Spinning Around is up there with the very finest disco classics and that's no exaggerated claim. #totp

Kylie beaming from ear to ear with the stone cold banger dropped in her lap by the pop gods. #totp

Hoping they don't do this when I go to see them, otherwise everyone will be at the sodding bar. #totp

Noel just popped in to record this before hijacking Pan-Am flight 213 from Rome Fiumicino in 1977. #totp

The obligatory "I'm actually all the talent, actually" song released off every Oasis album. #totp

Fred Durst's shorts make him look like he's about to ask Jeeves to help him arrange a shag with Arabella Bigg-Twatt. #totp

Limp Bizkit's guitarist on loan from Art Attack. #totp

Durst is like Tommy Lee's talking cock. #totp

I bought this. Fucking ace. #totp

Babylon is an apt name because hearing it again makes me want to hang myself. #totp

It's as if his own head is reminding him that no, this is not okay. #totp

David Gray with a song I find absolutely inexplicably popular for what it is. #totp

Damage should have done a tour with The Fixx. #totp

Damage. Superficial. #totp

I think Damage meant to write about having a shag in a clapped-out Pontiac. #totp

The only way Girl Thing would be the last one standing is if they put themselves in a game of Guess Who. #totp

Girl Thing: Just 17. #totp

The only way this song keeps getting better is in the respect that every second brings it closer to finishing. #totp

If there was any justice, someone would make Lonestar turn red. #totp

Lonestar, named for the average score this album received in any magazine not in the Western hemisphere. #totp

Haven't seen a collar that big since they rumbled the Millennium Diamond heist. #totp

Black Legend dropping like one of Barry's early morning cack torpedoes. #totp

The Traitors. SFC. #totp

Black Legend does sound a bit like a shit you'd order in a Halesowen nightclub. #totp

The trouble with you, sunshine, is who you ain't. #totp

Macy Grey with a grab bag of random fits and starts to Prince's most watery funk. #totp

Macy Gray with an exclusive for me, since I stopped listening once I Try was last in the charts. #totp

If only these New Yorkers knew this was only the start of a year of tragedy on their streets. #totp

The discrepancy between this man's ego and his talent could win a Fields Medal for the mathematician who could live to recite the number value of it. #totp

RA with the usual three chord plod through his pathetic lust. #totp

Sound like These Wooden Fingers. #totp

At another Idlewild gig, a girl of five foot nothing jumped up right into my jaw and I collapsed like I was CNN footage. #totp

Saw someone throw a shoe at Roddy Woomble at Wolverhampton Civic Hall around this time. #totp

Idlewild's drum sound courtesy of someone flicking dried peas at a sheet of crepe paper. #totp

I fuckin' love Idlewild. #totp

Deritend's Child. #totp

Superstar is a banger. This is more of a squib. #totp

Gail's Brummie accent there courtesy of third Peaky Blinder from the left. #totp

Moby plays keyboards like someone's surreptitiously smeared super glue to the keys and then sounded a fire alarm. #totp

Porcelain sounds like you're on hold to the assistant manager of a leisure centre about a cocked-up direct debit. #totp

Moby. Dick. #totp #obligatoryskeet

Take the music away and Shackles could be song 17 in Come and Praise. #totp

Currently fixated on that girl between Mary and Mary who's dancing like she's next to Montel Jordan's pool. #totp

Shackles raises my hackles. #totp

The only thing guaranteed to make Lineker smile is a bank statement for Goalhanger Productions. #totp