Chris Wilhelm

HEY YEAH!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 CC: @friedman.house.gov @padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov

Yeah, that was the best I've seen the #Seahawks play since February. 💙💚

I believe Haak deserves a mention for a header off the line at the very end of the game; I don't think they'd called levas offside yet. #LAGalaxy

Aaaaand Garces whiffs on a ball, and la feces tie it up at 63 minutes. 😒 #LAGalaxy

Heh. Lame-Ass FC spends the first 5 minutes out of halftime bombarding the #LAGalaxy goal. Then Paintsil scores off a counterattack. 😝💛💙🤍 Then Marcinkowski gives up a rebound Favorite Child scores on. Crap.

Taylor steals from lafc and crosses to Paintsil, who gives the #LAGalaxy a 1-0 lead at 34 minutes. FUCK YEAH!!!!!

VAR is good at present. Garces needs to develop some game smarts like last year. #LAGalaxy

Twellman announcing an El Tráfico is effectively Apple TV saying, "Hey #LAGalaxy fans, fuck you!"

The #LAGalaxy for this evening's El Tráfico. Looks like Reus isn't suited up, which is sub-optimal.

For the record, I love the #WNBA. Fuck off, you treasonous, kid-raping, pants-shitting, bribe-sucking, insurrectionist, one-person crime wave of toxic orange sludge.

Gosh, could the announcers be clearer they're cheering for Utah? 🙄 #NWSL #WitnessTheReign

This evening's Reign: #NWSL #WitnessTheReign

Evidence the gods love us: Avocados Evidence they actually don't: Cockroaches

Important update:

Mood.

Go ahead and hate AI, everybody. For freedom.

As always, it's quite striking which sorts of speech and ideas we're under some moral obligation for everyone to be exposed to, and which ones are just beyond the pale according to the Free Speech Absolutist crowd. 🙄😒

Huerta sets up Mondésir, then, while I'm still checking which way the accent over her -e- goes, Ratcliffe sets up Mercado. 💙💛 #NWSL #WitnessTheReign

YeeHaw - Fishlock sets up Mercado 38 minutes in! #NWSL #WitnessTheReign

Today's Reign: #NWSL #WitnessTheReign

I am fully aware that I m consoling myself for the #Seahawks ' disappointing start by making so much of another team's hard luck. That said: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA, suck it, Rams!

Big Giant Fucking Fact:

My current read is that Darnold was possessed by the spirit of a good quarterback last winter, who has unfortunately since moved on. #Seahawks

Okay, well, our guys didn't exactly prove their stupendous awesomeness. But the 3 points are definitely nice. #LAGalaxy

And finally, Haak heads in Reus' free kick to make it 2-0 at 79 minutes. #LAGalaxy

"The sense of urgency between these two clubs is puzzling... meaning the lack of it." -- Joe Tutino. #LAGalaxy

Ruiz and Taylor set up Reus 17 minutes in! #LAGalaxy

This evening's #LAGalaxy:

Gibney's Musk documentary is valuable, but you'd think in four hours there'd have been time to take at least a couple of potshots at the putrescence on wheels that is the cyber truck.

I thought it was weird that the Rams were trying to end it on such a long FG, considering their guy had already missed such an attempt before. Well, I hope they feel so dumb as to have long-term adverse psychological effects. 😇 #Seahawks

Wait, he missed??? 😃🤣😝

Is Josh Allen aware that he's allowed to slide at the end of a run? 🤔

C'mon Bills, let's make this weekend suck a little less from a competitive standpoint! #Seahawks

My big strategic insight for the #Seahawks is: If you can avoid gifting the other team the ball three times inside your own 20, your chances of success will very likely improve.

Wasn't in a position to communicate my thoughts about the #LAGalaxy game today as it was happening, but: Man, that was some hot, steaming dookie. 😩

Bagent is an unimpressive QB, and I don't understand why the Bears don't play Case Keenum.

Honestly, if the purpose of this game is to persuade British people that our version of football is better, I can't imagine it's gonna work. #PHIvJAX

Ruin a book by adding a word: A Tale of Two Medium-sized Cities

I had a bunch of errands to run, so I was out all afternoon. Is he dead yet?

As a Storm fan, I'm glad we'll see either Gabby Williams or Jordin Canada win a trophy: Very cool either way. 💚💛 But beyond the Storm Emeritae, it would be thoroughly delicious to see Angel Reese to get one before You Know Who. 😈 #WNBA

Football teams need to re-learn that sometimes it really is better to take the easy points. #TBvDAL

I really fucking hate the way @yahoo.com keeps foisting its "improved" e-mail that's harder to use on us. I've had my yahoo address since the turn of the century, but this is really infuriating. I don't want to learn how to use new features I didn't ask for. I want the easy thing I'm used to.

Fuck yeah!

@padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov @friedman.house.gov - As your constituent and voter I expect a response, a meaningful one, and not just an ineffectual tweet. CC: @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov

Ongoing family health issues prevented me from seeing the #Seahawks game live, but: I'm pleased that they can still win when they bring their 'Eh' game.

And if it's an obvious enough problem for Whitlock to notice it, it's pretty freakin' bad. 😬 #WNBA

Also, as one who carried out an insurrection against the United States, he is ineligible under the 14th amendment to hold public office.

The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks have been identified

Um. Holy crap. #FuckICE #AbolishICE

Pro-vax, too!

Outstanding. Go Dream, go Valkyries. #WNBA