Carl Turner

Carl Turner

@cwtiii.bsky.social

Human factors psychologist, blues purist, coral reef enthusiast, chaos wrangler.

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Carl Turner
@cwtiii.bsky.social

Ray "Mango" Smoothie. IRL, my grandfather taught me how to throw a slider, which I can still throw 60 years later.

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

Carl Turner
@cwtiii.bsky.social

Ramones Police Neil Young Bo Diddley Carolina Chocolate Drops

Jason Linkins@dceiver.bsky.social

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times The Replacements Tori Amos Tegan and Sara Sleater-Kinney The Hold Steady

Carl Turner
@cwtiii.bsky.social

If the US govt can arbitrarily rename things like geographical entities then why not sell naming rights? The Gulf of Mexico could be the Gulf of X, the Florida Keys the Zuckerberg Keys, etc. for the right price. It would at least recover some of the money lost by cutting taxes on the billionaires.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Trump: We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America

Carl Turner
@cwtiii.bsky.social

I think we can trust the Onion to treat their media acquisition respectfully, and not to flood the zone with shit.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

nytimes.comThe Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of BankruptcyThe satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
Carl Turner
@cwtiii.bsky.social

Awesome work by Greg to put this together for kids in Durham.

T. Greg Doucette@gregdoucette.bsky.social

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