Cy Guy

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8 Dec 2025

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Cooler bedrooms result in more restful sleep and if you give him a heated plushie you'll get cuter photos of him in his crib to use as blackmail material

"We'll be right here" Everyone was waiting for new guy to go home, change his diaper, and return before heading to the basketball court. His diaper was only moderately wet, he'd realize soon enough diapers here could handle much more. Finally he was coming back, replenished diaper bag in tow.

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"Nuh uh. If it was your boyfriend he would wear diapers and if he wore diapers he'd have gummy wipes. That's your daddy." New guys shorts were already being removed before someone gave him a reason "Lets see if your daddy is any good at changes"

"Anyway by the time we were done inspecting we couldn't find his shorts, new guys daddy. It wasn't his fault"

As soon as he got close we could smell it, bubble gum. "I thought you went to change your diaper" "I did, see" He lowered his shorts to show his unmistakably dry diaper. Tommy grabbed new guys diaper bag and dumped the contents. Diapers, powder, snacks, Gummy wipes.

"They always give us the gummy wipes. You smell like bubble gum. You didn't go change, you got changed." Davis jumped in "Who changed your diaper new guy?" "Oh I guess my boyfriend?" new guy responded a bit flustered by this line of questioning. "I guess he had a pink pack."

At some height it becomes normal to have sides around a bed. If you aren't falling off typical height beds you shouldn't need sides around a bunk bed or loft and yet, for most, sleeping on a high bed without sides would lead to very poor sleep as they are constantly worried about falling.

Surely people who sleep in cribs are getting some of this security benefit, especially if their crib is actually pretty high off the floor.

@koreanpuppyboy.bsky.social really does a lot to make these trips happen and deserves so much credit. I hope everyone gets to experience how well managed a trip can be and also gets to repay the person managing it by forcing them into a really pretty dress.

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Man, it's my birthday and people keep pranking me by wearing diapers on *my* birthday. Can you believe that?

At target buying all the clearance kids home stuff thinking people dont know its for me. Paying and realizing my colorblock backpack already tells anyone who wants to know

Everyone understands the different between liking a particular premise and specifically wanting that right? For example, if I say "There should be UFC but whenever people lose they get knocked down a league, the more junior the league the less adult the life"

It's just a premise that facilitates unnecessarily macho "I'll fight anyone" types to end up being treated more and more childishly until they end up in diapers. I'm not as interested in the actual fighting side

Your daddy/ caregiver helping you pack for a trip by unpacking your discrete options and replacing them with this.

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"That *is* a good lesson for babies to remember." You looked over to find him holding an outift.

"What?" you asked backing into the doorway and bumping into a large hulk of a man. "Oh, there you are babe" your boyfriend said to the guy "I told you we could easily get some kiddoes of our own. I even got this one to help"

Your daddy/ caregiver helping you pack for a trip by unpacking your discrete options and replacing them with this.

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After weeks of your new guy showing off just how good he was at crushing any sense of adulthood your ex had you were the one who suggested a trip to the zoo, and you had the perfect outfit for him

The day of the zoo trip you could tell your ex was mortified. The jogger pants covered the diapers but did not hide them. Sensing his hesitation you thought you'd remind him that babies don't question their daddies. Your boyfriend chimed in

Your daddy/ caregiver helping you pack for a trip by unpacking your discrete options and replacing them with this.

Alternative scenario: Your new boyfriend was very into turning men into toddlers so when you started dating him you mutually agreed to regress your ex. It was hot to see your ex fall. To give him a bedtime and tuck him into his crib before you retreated to the master bedroom.

I have an ABU "changing the world" tee shirt and it's like the longest shirt I have which is funny because when I'm just casually out diapered I'm more likely to wear the shirt because it covers my butt

Sometimes I think about the guy I met in college where I graduated and moved away and later he graduated and was trying to sell his racecar bed so the entire time I knew him he slept in a racecar bed every night. Makes me wonder what my coworkers are going home to

21 Sept

This website is trying to sell me a car bed with built in AI...

lyndakids.comAI Genius V12 Racer Bed - LYNDA KIDSAI Genius V12 Racer Bed from Lynda Kids features a sleek black sports car design with yellow headlights, blue underglow and glowing wheels for exciting bedroom upgrade

21 Sept

www.lyndakids.com/products/ai-... Convinced they've sold zero of these and they plan on figuring it out if they ever do. Also it comes with a weird custom mattress size that's smaller than a twin so buying sheets is annoying, interesting considering the images they have look like it's a full.

Story premise: An alternate world where adult humans and baby humans essentially seem the same to whatever other more advanced species. Like after a very young age they fully utilize everything they consume so it's essentially diapers and then nothing for them. No bathrooms.

The distinction between "humans of this size cant control it at all but most humans at least this big can delay it for some amount of time but will still eventually void on the floor" isn't really meaningful to them

Maybe they can even train humans on how to do and you'd have 25 year old humans not in diapers trying to help train 50 year old humans how not to need diapers.

Figured out how to use this portal to launch stuff on my computer when I put figures on it. Now I just need to do the hard part, figuring out what to do with this new absurd functionality.

So the suggestions I'm getting are essentially to take away the keyboard and mouse and you'd only be able to open programs already tied to a figure. Family PC era with automatic baby mode

14 Sept

This shelf I put up today gives off good middle energy

11 Sept

We will be able to do more if we split responsibilities. You focus on soiling the diapers and I'll focus on keeping you in clean ones.

3 Sept

It may be 2026 but I just got a new skylander

8 Sept

This franchise has everything for me. Cool little figures that I can collect but they also serve a purpose so I don't need to be creative about what I want them for but then also a tale of a company getting overwhelmed by the typical business person drive to snap the neck of their own golden goose.

8 Sept

Also one of my new guys is just blitzcrank moonlighting in a different game.

7 Sept

Your Asexual friend you've been dropping hints for doesn't know about hints and just thinks you're friendly

7 Sept

I heard a story about someone who went through TSA diapered and they had no problem with the diaper but made them change because it was holding too much liquid. TSA initiated diaper change would be crazy embarrassing.

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5 Sept

I wish you all a life slightly more restrictive than you'd truly enjoy. I hope you feel the bars of your childish prison; the time spent in bed although you weren't tired because it's past bedtime; the messy diaper you wouldn't have done on your own but someone decided you cant use the bathroom.

5 Sept

I hope when you're asking if you can have a soda or being made to eat veggies you truly don't like it gives you conflicted feelings because it's real

3 Sept

It may be 2026 but I just got a new skylander

5 Sept

There is this seller on Ebay "Amish Country Sales" who is selling a number of skylanders but apparently has no idea what they are because many of them are incorrectly named. This is not Rattle Shake, this is Boom Charge my dude... and boom charge isnt even a matching top and bottom.

3 Sept

Waiting for Fabric of the Universe to understand that *the look* is this minus shirt plus diaper. The point of cropping the jacket is to get the 360 diaper view above the waistband

31 Aug

...you have to remember the era of Nickelodeon this was in, They had this show where a bully gets TFed into a dog and the kid he was bullying becomes his owner until he becomes a good boy...

16 Aug

What do you do with people you meet online? I used to feel like playing video games was the answer but when I play video games I play in like 20 minute bursts and then go do other stuff. Trying to coordinate playing and then only wanting to do 20 minutes doesn't really work.

10 Aug

I went to Woop when I was in Slovenia and it was so much fun. If I went back Id try the other activities besides go carting. (Finding some nice places to get diaper pics would be cool too)

Dprdmarauder@dprdmarauder.bsky.social

Could do with another wee trip to Slovenia about now 😢

youtube.comAmerican Dad! Baby SteveYouTube video by DN

5 Aug

I need someone to arrange my play dates. I want to meet up with people and do stuff but actually scheduling stuff is harrrrd.

Just to list something not already named, how about the episode of American Dad where Steve gets injected with regression serum? www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgAR...

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31 July

I should replace the elastic with a yellow one right?