Dizzle

sorry y’all, i’m deleting bluesky, this app is garbage across the board

shabooty

i love the fall weather

my cars got big tvs and satellites, i got a wheel of fortune because i flip zeros like Vanna White

boy i started at the bottom, made my way to the top, boy im gonna keep winning, no i cannot stop

better not order the wrong thing online anymore, these companies make it impossible to cancel an order

ughh everything is sore and i gotta do big shit today

if someone says to you “it must be all natural” something is wrong

just saw a fist fight break out in chic fil a drive thru, didn’t expect lunch and a show

sopranos marathon got me forgetting about my day

dogs and thunder are hilarious, my dog searching like there’s someone around

Refs are ass too fuck this game

Carolina defense is ass wtf was that CB doing

LFG Bryce looking solid

i just punched a fly out of the air, i am invincible.

college football hype is real leggo

genuinely had no clue nfl had a game in australia much less that it was actually broadcasted, nfl just doesn’t care anymore it’s wild lol

my iphone actually updated overnight wow

hate when i get into a manga then it just stops

gettin steak in while i can

watching old school movie credits is wild “thanks to jim bob for the chicken” i have so many questions

coyote vs acme is pure cinema, shame on them for not promoting this

big shout out to school, my gym is a ghost town and i’m happy af

overcast days where it doesn’t rain is just a let down

i just got excited when i saw the trash truck coming early 😂 u know you’re an adult when

keep thinking in like 20 years there’s gonna be as many drones in our airspace as commercial airliners, that’s gonna be crazy.

co worker said they paid $11 for a mcdonald’s breakfast?! that’s crazy work they’ve lost the plot completely.

love that first couple weeks of a new nutrition plan where you feel incredible, so much energy

some folk’ll never eat a skunk but then again some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel

there’s just zero sense of urgency these days, it’s so annoying

nfl back baby hall of fa— zzzzzzz

now let’s forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream

the absolute insanity of the first 3 hours after arriving to the beach is underrated

fountain cherry coke is unmatched, and not that nonsense freestyle machine but legit fountain

i totally forgot nelson from the simpsons had 2 goons with him in early episodes

after all this world cup stuff i wanna watch inazuma eleven again

athleisure is my new favorite clothing style

i’m annoyed cuz i gotta be worried about eating salads right now, it’s like my favorite lunch now argh

hahahahahahahahahahaha

take me thru dere

2 own goals in one game is crazy 😂 we beatin ourselves

haha, knew it was only a matter of time before team usa fell apart, yikes

water main broke by the office, we going home 😂😎

hollywood hates the superhero fan base, they just want their money, and it’s part of why all hero movies are bombing

Erling Haaland is that dude what a cold shot

best of 16 today, here we go Amurica

whoever did Halo last night during the fireworks was incredible, that backdrop was next level

Happy 4th!