That's Mr. Alice Lastname Spelled Backwards to Y0V

That's Mr. Alice Lastname Spelled Backwards to Y0V

@d8eris.bsky.social

Just a normal, sane, average dude. Stable; divorced twice. One on both teams. Pitch hitter. Clown they called It/Thing/Thang/They 🤡🚂🚆🛤️🧌

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Men===>Swine✅️🙃 I am so sorry. COME ON HOME PIGGY, COME ON HOME NOW! My apologies m'folk. My orange pig did dun get into the wig again. It happened with Big Hog Mama back during the real estate boom in NY County oh some 80 odd years ago and ya know I can't afford me a helicopter like Texans can so🐗

Ugh, I really should wash my sheets but in my defense it is mostly what I'm calling therapeutic charcoal. And this is ~not~ a test‽ This is totally fine for my biological father to purchase and then hand to me [date.from.inception] years ago which means that it should definitely less problematic‽_‽

WHEW!_! I am SO glad that June is over and now we can go back to never talking about anyone other than White, Male, Elderly Dragons With Magic Money That Is Both Somehow Way Too Much & Also Never Enough ?_? Gosh, I really hope one day Don't Take Screenshots=CAN'T TAKE SCREENSHOTS on sensitive Apps‽

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