daawn

Sometimes Uni gets bigger…

Dodge this! :3

あくびをすると鼻が曲がる。がんぼるぞい。 translation: When I yawn, my nose curls.

エイリアン👽がんぼるぞい translation: alien👽

雨はあまり好きじゃない。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I don't like rain that much.

Deal :3

まゆ毛ダンス。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Eyebrow dance.

伸びる顔。がんぼるぞい translation: Stretching face.

i thought we were done with this shit

Uncle Ben is an Israeli Plant ❓⁉️❕❗️‼️

ひなたぼっこ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Basking in the sun.

Listen to Uni’s little meow :3

しっぽの付け根を撫でられると気持ちいい。がんぼるぞい。 translation: It feels good to have the base of the tail stroked.

Uni looked a little lonely… Then Aoba came to check on him

Holy Shit

crazy how individuals who claim to hate generative ai (normal people) apparently don’t stand on business when it comes to having a reaction gif for twitter likes or any other asortment of virtual gratification have some fucking integrity

僕の分のバレンタインチョコレートはありません。がんぼるぞい。 translation: There's no Valentine's chocolate for me.

me listening to my classmates ramble about how the world government is “ran by the jews” while simultaneously zoned out thinking about sds wants to see me after class (im cooked like fuuuuck)

長い。がんぼるぞい。 translation: We are long.

It lit up!?

Uni… what happened?

I love how Uni looks like he can’t believe the bowl is empty

さつまいもも大好き。がんぼるぞい translation: I also love sweet potatoes.

いい夢を見ています。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I'm having a sweet dream.

Lord of the Chicken

Lol yall ain’t moving along for shit talking about some discord alternative shit

I'm the strongest. Bring it on! :3

モヒカンになってみたかっただけです。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I just wanted to try out a Mohawk.

Maybe… I’ve become too strong

バーガーキングのお土産は？がんぼるぞい translation: Where's my Burger King?

Therapist Uni: So… what brings you here today?

I see… immediate chicken therapy

vocaloid artists clothes don’t work like that bro

WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOY???????

When he begs like this… can you say no?

Any last words?

僕の顔はものを置く場所じゃない。がんぼるぞい translation: My face is not a place to put things.

どっちが長いかな。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I wonder which one is longer.

Triangle Uni?

日本の飴も可愛いよ。がんぼるぞい translation: Japanese candy is also cute.

I’m the Sphinx! :3

小田凱人選手、おめでとうございます🎾 がんぼるぞい！ translation: Congratulations to tennis player Tokito Oda🎾

I'll eat you!

Is this an owl?

おやつ美味しいなぁ！がんぼるぞい！ translation: This snack is delicious!

Too cute. Must be protected at all costs :3

滑り台。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Slide

遊んでるだけです。がんぼるぞい。 translation: we're just playing.

Sorry, I can't go to work today