💛🤍ShorkDad💜🖤

Gonna repost some older comms that ive gotten through the years as I get ready to finally get new art of V4 shork. Some of them I have forgotten the artist, if you happen to see one of these and recognize the artist, please tell me so I can credit them.

People close to me are aware, but I am leaving a situation best described as "Financially abusive". I had to reschedule my move which made it cost 300 extra and I forgot to re-account for gas and food. Every penny makes it easier. I'm sorry to ask. www.gofundme.com/manage/need-...

I fucking love red beans and rice 💜

Concept, pawplay sub gets married and has to put the ring on the doms toes during the ceremony

playing on my puter 🌐 * 📁 * 📎

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Biceps heart thingy

Worldbuilding concept- Race of moth-people who can see others souls as glimmers of light in their chests. "You have beautiful light" would be a high compliment and "I bask in your glow" would be their way of saying i love you. Moths are so cute. L a m p

Gonna make it canon that shork can melt himself and assemble as an army of mini shorks to gangbang someone Gulliver's travels style

m o i s t e r t h a n a n o y s t e r

Im just flip flopping between violently horny and aggressively sad and it is a RIDE

Concept, sub tries to hypno dom for role reversal, accidentally makes dom too powerful and horny and gets fucked to bits. :3

I feel personally, skinny men, muscular men, and especially fat men should show off their fat asses more and should feel comfortable doing so, if no one else will enjoy it I certainly will

Going to my fave dispensary for the last time 😭😭😭😭

25 min 😭😭😭

Last 3.5 hours at one of the best jobs ive ever had. Trying really hard to not cry.

Screw it, I got time, "dad" CV. Probably be more successful than my career one.

Jumba is so fucking fine 😋

People with arthropod sonas are cool af. Like I have yet to meet one who aint chill as hell. Do your thing buggos, love ya

Just pulled a massive wad of hair out of my shower drain and it drains like 500% faster now Long hair problems

Dad resume! I would love to see other people fill this out~

I'm fucking HUNGRY. Anyone wanna help me out? *Pats belly* if you taste good enough maybe I'll make you come back a little shorkish~

Get you a pup who makes you make noises you didnt know you could make 🥴🥴🥴

I will continue to use "raw dogging" in mostly correct but not entirely correct ways and there is nothing any of you can do to stop me.

I think i want to try getting into fashion... I always liked drawing clothes as a kid.

Just found the last animal from my former partner and I's first aquarium dead and I dont know why that feels like the final pin drop. It's just a nerite snail why does it suck so bad? I'm ready to cry, just ain't got the time yet. Bleh.

Gonna make a "dad resumé" as a joke and see how many other dadly bastards will fill it in

I dont know if I want to be him or be with him Both... Both is good.

The kiwibank sheep thing is my new fave Streishand effect.

Think I'm gonna overhaul my writing method. Ive been making porn by vibes alone for too long.

More people need to dress like they live in a JRPG Lemme see your hip-down capes, ultra low v necks, chains, belts, and jewelry. I want scarves and vests and bright colors. Thigh highs and trunks? Yes Business formal top + frilly dress bottom? Yes Its 2026, why is our fashion so bland?

This is why I encourage people to tour gtms here in the US, we have quite the variety for your enjoyment

I am writing such hot fire right now im worried about burning down my work

Mmmmm, gotta love plans limbo. Wash the dishes? Simple 20 min task? Nope might mess up the ~p l a n s~

Siggi is fun to work with and very patient with picky people(as long as youre polite). Throw some money her way if you've got it.

Just got reminded of what I looked like at age 8 and lost 80% of my HP from the exposure

Nothing soothes my soul like writing depraved vore stories 🤗

Awwwe, did puppy clean the dishes!? Very good! *Gasp* and you brushed your teeth!? Im so proud of you! Good puppy! Youre so smart! Whats that? You drank 4 whole glasses of water today?!? That's it puppy! Youre getting so many tummy rubbies! Someone needed this, I don't know who. Dad instinct.

I love the environment but I would to IMPURE THINGS if this stupid sexy poison man asked me to.

Age yourself with a childhood crush(im cheating a little cause it was a movie my older sister liked) Stupid sexy poison man.

Why yes I DO have a thing for all varieties of dork, dweeb, nerd, or otherwise bully-able little twerps. C'mere, big shork is here to be mean to you 😈😈

If youre a mutual, theres a 90% chance you get flirted with by me. Ask and I will stop of course 💜

And now we simmer for the next few hours and my "Bone broth but not" is ready. Genuine question, what do yall do with your chicken skins when making chicken soup? Like I set them to the side, chop them up, and fry them like bacon to make fried rice. If I dont do that they go into the stock.

Veggies? Chopped. Ends in the pot. Smells good? Alot💜 Still gotta throw the bones in