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I don’t think anyone that is sincerely invested in twitch streamer drama should be allowed to vote

I love that we’re constantly trying to cut the welfare bill by fucking over disabled people, and yet the DWP will happily spend money doing all this pointless admin bullshit. Bear in mind I currently receive a grand total of £0.00 per month from Universal Credit.

Duolingo keeps making me FaceTime with the teenage girl character and I’m worried Chris Hansen is going to show up soon like « Vous voyez à quoi ça ressemble, n'est-ce pas ? »

I’ve never been so happy to get rained on in my life, welcome back rain

NEW: Housing Sec Angela Rayner took £20,000 in speaker fee from an anti-rent controls lobbying group just weeks before ruling out a rent freeze in what campaigners from London Renters Union have called a conflict of interest. Read all about it here: wefightthegoodfight.substack.com/p/rayner-tak...

The lesson from all this is obvious: don’t wear cringe novelty t-shirts with “funny” slogans on them

Baby Shoes is no longer the saddest story ever written in six words

We should all just kill ourselves I think

Happy bi-annual new prime minister day to all who celebrate

UNBELIEVABLE. Screenshot this reddit post now before the government takes it down. PROOF that Alex Jones died on OceanGate.

We need to do something about these white males

As a country, we really need to move beyond Oasis

Thanks, YouTube

Every time he sings the name of the song I think he’s going to sing “mayonnaise”

*gouges your eyeball*

Yazoo really should have kept making synth-pop albums instead of rebranding as a milkshake company

see him face

I love being socially-awkward probably-autistic because I get to hear about the family drama without being directly involved

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I know social media isn’t like smoking because posting isn’t cool

every day, the washing up

Crunching ice cubes feels so good when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s a symptom of iron deficiency anemia

Labour in 2020: when you lose an election in a democracy, you deserve to Labour in 2026: when you lose an election in a democracy, it’s the fault of your opponents for not standing aside and allowing you to win

I love /r/uklandlords for posts like this. Being a landlord must be so fucking easy if people who struggle posting a letter are doing it.

I love how these British nationalists just want to be American so badly.

Please stop using the word “sleuth”, it’s considered a very offensive slur in the detective community

Time to implement the “marginalise trans people” charter in a way that doesn’t marginalise trans people, nice one Andy

The official position of Greens For Palestine seems to be that it is impossible for pro-Palestine Greens to be antisemitic, and every accusation is automatically a baseless smear. These conspiracy theory freaks need to fuck off as far as possible

The scolding from liberals is just making me think that standing a Green candidate in Makerfield is the right decision. It’s such an entitled attitude to expect the support of Green voters while doing nothing to win them over.

Honestly, good. If Burnham fails to win this seat because he can’t convince enough Green voters to back him, that failure will be on him and the Labour Party. I think he’ll probably win though, for what it’s worth.

Waiting for Grogu

I’m so into this

Not a fan of Jess Phillips by any means, but I do love her “how can I make this about me” attitude

I love my stupid son

Gary Gibbon #C4News says that Labour have briefed activists telling them not to cry on camera if the results are bad

Why do people with Excel jobs not know how to use Excel

Criticising MPs for drinking on the job is ableist because some of them might have social anxiety

He’s back!!!

I haven’t seen enough (any) of Mr Beast’s content to know who “the boys” are, but I assume it’s the ones who are Back in Town (to kill you)

Fucking shower is leaking again because the landlords insist on getting their cowboy mate to fix everything instead of hiring someone competent