Jason Dake

2026 obligatory conference carpet shot. #MichiganMuseums #MImuseums2026

It’s time to come clean. I could have been a lawyer. But I didn’t pass the bar. Or take the bar. Or go to law school. Or study law. I said what I said.

It’s paramount that we warn our brothers about the epic collapse that is coming in the entertainment industry.

Have you met #BandcampFriday?

🛰Satle #355 1/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca Sometimes I choose wisely.

www.maptap.gg September 26 100🎯 95🏅 99🎯 97🔥 99🎯 Final score: 981

Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was a ProPublica reporter. (Published Jan. 2025)

Is there a support group for people who have to spend more than 5 minutes on the phone with a representative from their health insurance company?

That just felt mean. www.maptap.gg September 6 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 85😁 54🫣 Final score: 817

www.maptap.gg September 2 100🎯 98🎯 100🎯 95🏅 64😔 Final score: 875

I think The Odyssey could win big this year at The Razzies.

Is there a wider swing in the acting world than Brian Cox from Super Troopers to Succession?

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Minutes ago the FCC scrapped the rule that stops one company from owning your local news station and 264 others. Check the networks. Almost nothing. Full breakdown in this morning's post, "You Are Not Confused. You Are Being Managed" mitchthelawyer.substack.com/p/you-are-no...

I keep biffing it at the end. www.maptap.gg August 6 100🎯 97🔥 96🔥 96🔥 78✨ Final score: 911

Lies were perpetuated to stoke more division and violence. None of the liars will be prosecuted, sadly.

Heat, plague, smoke…but I’m still very convinced November elections will be more memorable than this summer. I’m just not sure if it will be for good reason.

There are two types of looks for #WorldCup coaches: 1. MacGuyver Villain 2. Miami Vice Villain

US is wafflin’ against Belgium.

Super exciting to see this guy reffing the Spain-Portugal match. #WorldCup starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Lobot

Thanks, World Cup! www.maptap.gg July 5 99🎯 100🎯 96🔥 99🎯 94🏅 Final score: 970

“Weinbel said his client just moved a box of his own belongings of artwork, poetry, journals and zines after the shooting. Nothing in the box was illegal, Weinbel said. Sanchez Estrada was sentenced to 30 years in prison.” #fascism apnews.com/article/prai...

Smooth sailing into a desert… “I don’t like sand.” www.maptap.gg June 23 99🎯 100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 84😁 Final score: 949

Composition No. 1: Lozenge with Four Lines by Piet Mondrian, 1930 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137542

After 5.5 years I upgraded my iPhone, and the most exciting part was 3 months of free Apple TV+.

Have you met #BandcampFriday ?

I mean, it’s basically perfect. www.maptap.gg April 12 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 96🏅 Final score: 985

Man, here’s the Thing…

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I’ve spent literally tens of thousands of dollars to keep myself alive for several decades and I gotta say: This is not where I thought you’d take us.

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"

Forever confused by people who get upset when asked to do less work for the same pay.

My Fear Factor Hall of Fame glass box would contain Joe Rogan with a microphone connected directly to my headphones.

We spent the late 20th Century glamorizing the amazing technology that will solve world hunger and cure cancer. 2026 Google: Use AI to lie to your child about their lost stuffy.

I’m no fútbol/soccer fan, but I would love a made up story about the history of Impóster Madrid.

If I could have a spray-on flavor it would be ______. Tajin.

Closed Caption Band Name: Soft Scoff.