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this is me looking out for your first good post

You Can See Everything was good but they should have brought @jav.scd.lol in to coproduce and call it You Can Pee Everywhere

I’m watching “Lost World: Jurassic Park.” I’ve never noticed this before, but Jeff Goldblum gets behind Vince Vaughn, and… it looks like he’s wearin’ his ass out.

The Egg Liker has logged on

Jesus my fantasy football team sucks this year

Mr El Sayed do you denounce the Dark Brotherhood from Skyrim. And if so, did you still accept quests from them

Pay some damn rent

Inflation is so bad that Matchbox 20 had to rebrand as Matchbox 67

there is a timeline where michael jackson is still alive and him and elon musk stay up all night boofing ketamine and making ai porno

Lena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$

dudes are rocking now harder than they have for a long time www.ndtv.com/world-news/u...

Luxury Goblin

Ruin a book by adding a word: Moby Dick's Penis

my ukemi is basically legendary

My most centrist belief is you can like werewolves of london but also other warren zevon songs

So proud I am not in whatever Matrix exists to subject one to hearing Choosing Texas. I've never heard it and it's not weird I havent. I feel like Morpheus, or perhaps Switch, or Dozer. Or Apoc of course. Trinity, Mouse. Perhaps even Cypher. Neo. If we are talking sequels, maybe Niobe, Link,

im a mage trying to cast detect magic but i accidentally cast detect tragic and a mystical ghost finger appeared pointing directly at my useless shriveled penis

knuck if you buck is classic rock

new dnd campaign new avatar lets roll

hell yea

it is absolutely fucked up to me that Louisiana State hire Joe Biden to coach football #geauxtigers

la rams suck shit

fuck da rams hate those guys on da la rams buncha morons

hell yeah

While my guitar gently queefs

It is football now

jon from garfield drank the dog cum

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They stopped the Ohio State athletic department from changing Buckeyes to Knuck If You Buck Guys because it wasnt woke enough

All Dogs Go To Six Seven

What if they replaced communion wafers with uncrustables?

The Prodigy is Classic Rock

HORSES ARE NOT REAL. THEY ARE BOTH WRONG 🐮 = 🐴 CC: @bencollins.bsky.social CC: @theonion.com CC: @realinfowars.bsky.social CC: LARRY ELLISON (HORSE LIAR)

Oh, sure. '...but it's a DRY heat.'

Due to thunderstorms, tonights concert in fayetteville arkansas from post malone and jellyroll has been postpone maloned

I know the tendency is to say the movie PCU aged poorly. I'm just not sure I agree. "Performative wokeness can be annoying sometimes but the people who hate it most are little Nazi weasels" kinda holds up as a message.

lucky number slix slevin

this is 100% trump's fault. if not for him we could have started cristian roldan who would have scored 6-7 goals ezpz

This is what watching mississippi state football is like

Carne diem