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"When fascism comes to America, it will be a MILF wrapped in the flag, wearing a cross, and glazed on Xanax." --Sinclair Lewis 2.0

The peace deal is very simple, Russia must leave all of Ukraine or be removed by force.

@anthonymkreis.bsky.social Interesting question. Cornell is some sort of public/private hybrid. When Yates orders someone to answer a question or be fired, does Garrity v NJ apply?

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On this day in 2014, President Barack Hussein Obama wore a tan suit to work. That is all.

The pregnancy mortality rate in Missouri is 31.2 per 100,000 live births. The pregnancy mortality rate in California is 15 per 100,000 live births. What’s the difference? Republicans. 

If there was any time in history when strategy of "Everyone demand a jury trial and we'll break the US Attorney's office" might actually work, it's right now.

If you work at an airport and have started to see ICE around, I would love to talk to you! DM for Signal or email mandawritesthings @ proton dot me.

A few hours ago the dewpoint in St. Louis was 81 degrees.

"Chief Immigration Judge Teresa Riley appeared via video to hear 23 cases involving Somalis, most of whom who live in Maine and are seeking asylum." Would really, really love to talk to lawyers who were/are involved in these cases with Riley!!!

I’m here at the ICE building in Scarborough, Maine where a protest is taking place. A right wing supporter of ICE is trying to disrupt the event; he just yelled allahu akbar.

If you're an FBI analyst surging to Atlanta to review records, reach out to me. I'll keep you anonymous. Signal in bio. Please share this post widely.

They aren't "traditionalist" Catholics. Traditionalist Catholics do what the Pope says. They aren't anymore "traditionalist" than divorced and remarried Catholics or pro-choice Catholics.

@devincow Any stories about @devinNunes come to mind?

Context for Belfast riots

And this baby faced racist fucker Alex Rosen is offering up bail money to help free his fellow racist for antagonizing others and then threatening them with mace or getting shot. This was one of his tweets before this happened

Being a sucker is a tell for both the extreme right AND extreme left.

An update from the protests outside of Delaney Hall, the ICE detention center in Newark, New Jersey.

I believe Sun Tzu wrote "if the most unflattering pic of your enemy that you can find still makes her look like an absolute smoke show, one must find a different battlefield"

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Tracfone still sucks.

Tracfone sucks. That is all.

NEW: Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) offered amendment to block Trump’s newly-established $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded pot of money from "making any payments to convicted child predators" Multiple pardoned Jan 6 rioters have been accused of child abuse Amendment was blocked

Donald Trump’s hometown isn’t letting him forget his roots. Or his former friends. Activists, politicians, and New Yorkers of all kinds are gathering in Manhattan’s tony Tribeca neighborhood for a 24-hour marathon live reading of the Epstein files. 🧵 www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...

Everything is sales.

@kenwhite.bsky.social Who has jurisdiction and venue for the Motion to Quash? Certainly not the N. District of Texas?

Terribly written headline. No information, punctuation is wrong, and word order is wrong. "Neil Gorsuch's media tour backfires with 'darkly ironic' twist: columnist"

Hey man, you need to stop taking my fucking videos, cropping off my handle, splicing it with other clips (which you presumably also stole), and then slapping your name on it. It’s one thing to download my TikTok and post it instead of just sharing here, but we’re hitting lawyer territory here.

I’ve said the words “I keep forgetting how dumb Ryan Grim is” like 6 times in the last two years

Even by maga standards, this is insane lawyer misconduct. He should lose his license and go to jail.

This is from February, but I just saw it today while looking for something else. All of the FNTV video in it is mine, and it's still wild to watch these clips together.

If you ever find yourself on the stand in court, it's important to establish credibility with the jurors. You want them to think you're trustworthy and reasonable. That's why I advise all of my clients to dodge simple yes or no questions with jokes about beating their wives.

White privilege is a hell of a drug.

IMHO, all these bad Law Review articles, along with even worse student Notes, are poisoning the AI training data and is one of the reasons AI will never be usable for legal work.

When did gambling become okay with the religious right? I remember from my childhood, gambling was intrinsically evil as far as all the Baptists, Pentecostals etc were concerned. Now they don't seem to care at all.

Oh my god.

"I don't agree with the pope" cool go be a fucking Lutheran then, asshole

12 ANGRY MEN was released 69 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great Hollywood movies and the debut feature of director Sidney Lumet, the making of story will you have you unable to separate facts from fancy… 1/30

Name and shame the prosecutor and judge who let someone plead to 6 months for multiple child rapes. Google says: "Judge: Osage County District Special Judge Cindy Pickerill. Prosecutor: Oklahoma Attorney General’s Office, Attorney General Gentner Drummond."

Ways to get there: - 25A (by far hardest, useless) - Straight impeachment (H. majority + 2/3 S.) - Fund nothing until he's gone (fewest votes needed, just a willing majority in either house, but takes the longest) - Congress declares him 14AS3 disqualified (simple majorities) - uhh... [redacted]

The only people who get to say “we didn’t vote for this” are the ones who voted for Kamala … end of story