Dana Holtzbert

Dunno what the interviewer was expecting. LOL

Well, at least his shirt's on.

Pat McAfee wouldn't last 2 seconds being Kelsey Mitchell during the 2026 season. #WNBA

I'm hearing that if the Valkyries win it all on Thursday, the trophy ceremony might be somewhere other than the court, because of time constraints. So there's that. #WNBA

Coming Soon, like after the WNBA Season is done, the 2026 DHA's. For those who missed it or want to relive or just get through some boredom, the thread for last year's festivities. #WNBA Hey, if Cathy can put Finals Game 6 on during midday, I can announce this at 1:44am. So there.

I want Angel Reese to be happy. I want Kaitlyn Chen to be happy. I want both teams to have fun. I want a Game 7. I want that Game 7 to go 7 overtimes. I am a self-conflicted little shit at the moment. #WNBA

It’s only right for Cathy’s tenure to end in the most embarrassing way possible

Between now and Thursday, we have to deal with the possibility that a team that didn't exist 2 years ago may win the Championship in an arena that isn't anyone's usual home yet during Camp Day hours. How do we rationalize this? #WNBA

GOING LIVEEEEE TO TALK WNBA FINALS GAME 5!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaW0...

I initially read that as "Memphis Glizzies."

@satanicpandick.bsky.social will appreciate this reference, but the Rays clearly need Thekla.

Damn, 3-0 already? #MLB

That is not the ball. #WNBA

I hat when that happens.

All I can say at this point is after all this, whichever team wins the Championship, that team's fanbase will immediately enter into "Can't Tell Us A Goddamn Thing" territory. #WNBA

Kiah Stokes: “As much as we love Ballhalla, we don’t want to come back here.”

Karl Smesko: “I do want to have Angel's back here. Like the contact they allow on Angel compared to everybody else is just ridiculous.” Also said officials are missing double dribbles on the Valks.

Angel Reese: “Honestly, I think for me, like I'm still trying to figure out how to play through the physicality. I mean, a lot of us are getting fouled, and they're not calling you, or we're talking to the ref after, and they're saying, "Oh, we'll get you next time." So it is a little frustrating.”

Walter Koenig has gone beyond the rim. Godspeed. #StarTrek #Babylon5

“Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box” but the “whole plane” is “the WNBA Finals” and the “black box” is “Kiah Stokes” #wnba

You know what? Let's go all the way and make Game 6 an honorary Camp Day game. Thousands of loud, screaming youngins showing how healthy their lungs are would add a whole new dynamic to these Finals. #WNBA

Ah! Leah! and Love is Like a Rock are so much fun to listen to. Prior to his solo career, he also gave the world the Rapper while a member of the Jaggerz.

That's a look at the box score. Game 6 is Thursday at the Highlight Factory! Atlanta at night with a lit crowd... wait. The game is what time? Oh. The fuck. #WNBA

Kaitlyn Chen participated and the Valkyries won. The Kaitlyn Effect. #WNBA

Tip Airlines takes flight for 12 points including a sweet slicing layup in clutch time. #WNBA

Valkronica finishes with 13 points, 8 rebounds, 3 assists, and 4 blocks. I think she wanted this one. #WNBA

Cecilia She's breaking Dream's hearts Scored 12 off the bench on 'em, baby #WNBA

Kiah Stokes, Motherfucker! 13 points, motherfucker! 8 rebounds, motherfucker! 3 blocks, motherfucker! Got the win, motherfucker! Ballhalla, motherfucker! Fuckin' loud, motherfucker! Kiah Stokes, Motherfucker!!! #WNBA

Te-Hina participated. #WNBA

DeWanna was reduced to Fever Mode with 0 points and 2 rebounds in 13 Here, Damn minutes. #WNBA

Naz struggled to score, but she did good with rebounds, which could explain quite a few people's college lives. Anyway, 11 boards for Hillmon. #WNBA

The Dream bench scored 4 points, all by Izzy Izzy Izzy. #WNBA

Rhyne was firin', getting 20 points including a trio of trios. Hopefully no one blames her for tonight's loss. #WNBA

Angel Reese leads Atlanta with 15 rebounds, but got stuck at 7 points. 2-8 from the field and frustration all around. #WNBA

The Valkyries beat the Dream 64-55 to go up 3-2 in the Finals. Once upon a time, this would be the Championship clincher, but we do Best of 7 now. Let's take a look at the box score. #WNBA

Well, there goes the "They only won by 5" argument. #WNBA

Everyone, if Golden State wins the WNBA Championship on a Thursday Morning... #WNBA

Reese has never been held to single-digit points in consecutive games since 5/30 and 6/1 2024

Atlanta's in desperation mode already. Not ideal for them. #WNBA

I like how officiating is against your team, no matter which team your team is.

Atl, you’ve got to work on accepting when you aren’t gonna get foul calls and work within that. Leaning into your frustration is losing you games. And not making free throws when you do get the calls #wnba

Atlanta Dream... #WNBA

Karl Smesko 🤝 Cheap Tights "Do we have a run in us?" #WNBA

That is not Weird Al. We wanted Weird Al.

Angel needs to hit a 3 and fast. #WNBA

Burton with the hurtin'. #WNBA

Kiah Stokes is impressive. Imagine what she could do for a team like the Aces. #WNBA